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"Eddie Haskell" wrote in message news:LJ_es.67142$Le7.36371@fed01.iad...
"RD Sandman" wrote in message
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> deep wrote in news:goqo78tlbtg5jk906bvg9pm9i316gffeci@
> 4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2012 16:50:46 -0500, RD Sandman
>> wrote:
>>
>>>deep wrote in
>>>news:ll7m78hnn0l2vo838ig8a776f5l42pucce@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2012 15:15:39 -0500, duke wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2012 07:45:43 -0600, deep wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 14 Oct 2012 01:55:16 GMT, reports@scientology.org (Fred^4)
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wayne-besen/gay-bashing-by-churches-
> is-
>>>>>>>why-a-new-pew-poll-shows-america-losing-its-religion_b_
> 1951650..html
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A new poll by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life reveals
>>>>>>> that a record number of Americans (19.3 percent) have abandoned
>>>>>>> faith and now consider themselves unaffiliated with any
>>>>>>> particular religion.
>>>>>
>>>>>>It's because science is finally replacing the last of the fairy
> tales
>>>>>>and mythology. We've been to space. We know there is no old man
>>>>>>living in the clouds who merely waves his hand to make things
> happen.
>>>>>
>>>>>So tell me - why is gravity?
>>>>
>>>> Why is gravity what?
>>>
>>>Tell him it is to keep people who live in Australia and New Zealand
> from
>>>falling out into space. ;)
>>
>> Yea, and all this talk of gravity just always gets me down.
>>
>
> That's because you are getting into it too deep.
The only thing he ever got into that was deep is shit.
Now, for today's quiz. Which is correct?
a) gravitational pull.
b) gravitational push.
>^^^^
Gravity pulled DooDoo into the pit of shit, because of the nature of
gravity.
SHIT tried to push him out, because Shit don't want DooDoo giving that stank
a bad name.
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