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Summary: Probably more Lookout bashing- he's such an easy target
>Too_Many_Tools wrote in talk.politics.guns :
>On Oct 12, 10:14’pm, repo...@scientology.org (Fred^4) wrote:
>> Jeanne Douglas wrote:
>> >Breaking news on Maddow:
>> >Somebody fired a shot through the window of the Denver Obama
>> >headquarters. There were people in the office, but, fortunately, no one
>> >was hit by the bullet.
>>
>> Gee. Now I wonder what the demographics of the right wing Christian
>> white male Republican cock sucker demographics the shooter is going
>> to turn out to be.
>
>They better grab "Klaus" too...he is a convicted felon who has made
>death threats against the President and other liberals.
LOL
Really? I'm sure the FBI will just take your word for it.
(Phone at FBI HQ] RING! RING!
AGENT: Hello?
TMT: I need to report a terrorist!
AGENT: OK, ma'am, calm down
TMT: I'm not a woman!
AGENT: Oooh, sorry. But with that high squeaky voice I assum--
TMT: THIS IS SERIOUS!
AGENT: OK, give me the facts [under his breath] Ma'am.
TMT: There's this guy on usenet...
AGENT: Usenet?
TMT: Yeah, and he talks about guns all the time!
AGENT: What the fuck is usenet?
TMT: People post messages to each other in groups that are divided up
by subject.
AGENT: I see. And which in which groups is he posting about guns?
TMT: Talk.politics.guns
AGENT: [chortling] I see.
TMT: He talks about guns all the time! He even threatens people with
DEATH!
AGENT: Whoah, that's serious! What are the names of the people he's
threatened with death?
TMT: Um, well, me!
AGENT: And what is YOUR name?
TMT: Too Many Tools.
AGENT: Well, Mr. Tools, have you ever revealed your address or work
location to ... what is this person's name?
TMT: Klaus. Klaus Schadenfreude!
AGENT: Excuse me a second. [covers up phone, laughs hysterically]
AGENET: OK, I'm back Have you ever revealed your real name or address
to, um, Mr. Schadenfreude?
TMT: Well, no.
AGENT: Can you produce any posts where Mr. Schadenfreude has
threatened the lives of anyone?
TMT: Well, no
AGENT: Can you give me any reason why I shouldn't come over to your
house right now and beat the shit out of you?
TMT: Well, no.
AGENT: Then go to our website and complete the form located at this
URL- I'm only going to say it once, so get a pencil ready. Ready?
TMT: Ready!
AGENT:
www.fib.gov/forms/complaint/993yf918hf97g8g*&G876g&fg7g86g&Gv86g
76b*u8y8uB*V*UV&UVUvuygugfugihoihjOIJoijo0n0ohonhjoho8h98y768977
7098uHOHKHIOhihOh098h90hoHiGH87g7GF7uFyDteStrdFiuhj;pk,:jhJUdftR
yhUGklJ;KOoHkbh.html
Print it out in quadruplicate, and send it to each of the nine
locations listed on the form by certified mail. Remember to include
the $50 handling fee for each form.
TMT: Got it.
AGENT: After reviewing the form, the FBI will act on it within 90
days.
TMT: [to himself] Ha! I GOT the bastard!
AGENT: Thanks for calling Ma'am!
TMT: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A--
AGENT: [click] [Hangs Up]
[four days later.............]
AGENT #2: Hey Ed, you got ANOTHER bunch of checks for $450 dollars!
AGENT: Lunch is on me, boys!
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