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    * Originally on: 02-16-13 00:01   
    * Originally by: Daryl Stout #1 @0*1   
      
      
    TODAY  Version 3.7   06/24/94       Copyright 1986, 1994  By Patrick Kincaid   
      
    Today is Saturday  February 16, 2013.   
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.   
      
    On this day...   
       The church elders have hired a financial consultant at   
       $500 a day to determine why the church has financial   
       problems.   
      
      
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