* Originally in: Clean Comedy   
    * Originally on: 05-27-13 00:01   
    * Originally by: Daryl Stout #1 @0*1   
      
     Two preachers in a small country town were having lunch at a local   
   restaurant. One turned to the other, and commented that he looked very   
   upset.   
      
     The depressed minister explained that he thought that one of his   
   congregation had stolen the bicycle that he used to get around town   
   with, and it had really become a hardship to get anywhere. The other   
   minister told him that the next Sunday, he should preach a sermon on   
   The Ten Commandments. When he got to "Thou Shalt Not Steal", the   
   Spirit of Conviction will fall so heavily on the perpetrator, that   
   he'd confess to his sin, and the preacher would get his bicycle back.   
      
     Thinking that was a great idea, they both looked forward to the next   
   Sunday. Sunday came and went, and the two preachers met up again...and   
   this was their conversation:   
      
   Preacher 1: "How did it go, Sunday?".   
      
   Preacher 2: "Well, not like I thought it would".   
      
   Preacher 1: "What do you mean?? Didn't you preach the sermon on The   
   Ten Commandments??".   
      
   Preacher 2: "Yes, I did...but, I never made it to 'Thou Shalt Not   
   Steal', When I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered   
   where I had left the bicycle".   
      
      
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