* Originally in: Clean Comedy   
    * Originally on: 05-11-13 00:01   
    * Originally by: Daryl Stout #1 @0*1   
      
   And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower    
   and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so    
   Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.   
      
   And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth   
   the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,   
   "You want fries with that?"   
      
   And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.   
      
   And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep   
   her figure that man found so fair.   
      
   And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.   
      
   And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."   
      
   And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.   
      
   And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and   
   olive oil with which to cook them."   
      
   And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed   
   its own platter.   
      
   And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through   
   the roof.   
      
   And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose   
   those extra pounds.   
      
   And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man   
   would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and   
   ESPN2.   
      
   And Man gained pounds.   
      
   And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."   
      
   And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low   
   in fat and brimming with nutrition.   
      
   And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the    
   starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And    
   he created sour cream dip also.   
      
   And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato   
   chips swaddled in cholesterol.   
      
   And Satan saw and said, "It is good."   
      
   And Man went into cardiac arrest.   
      
   And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.   
      
   And Satan created HMOs   
      
      
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