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   > That proves, "If the Foo $h!+$, Wear It".    
      
   Classic! I first heard/colected that jokle back in '95, from the FUNNY echo,    
   posted by a guy Im' friends with to this day -- he's in New Zealand -- we   
   chat  online & send each other funnies regularly. . .   
      
   > I'm no stranger to handling emergency traffic, but I'd rather not have   
   > to.   
      
   I couldnot tale over & diretc traffic in an emergency -- never having driven,   
   I dno't know the rights of wya rules, except the one: The 6'8" well-muscled    
   bearded guy with dual gun racks n his truck, eaxgh with a very expensive,    
   double barrel shotgun, in the guiant 4X4 truck with a bumper sticker that    
   says,"Guns don't kill people -- _I_ kill people!" always has the right of way.   
      
   Not a lot of this in Canada.. .   
      
   > Like the commercial saying "It doesn't get any better than this". One   
   > pastor said "That's true -- it's all downhill from here". :P   
      
   Yup, I've reached the top, & I'm over the hill, which is great - it's a    
   downhill trip the rest of the way!   
      
   >> Jesus never said he'sd ultimately turn againsy him -- only a three-time   
   >> betrayal, which implies he knew Peter would repent of it.   
   > Judas was the one who turned against Him.   
      
   Of course, Jesus had to cajole Judas to play the prophecied part, but Judas    
   turned his heart to it for real (gladly taking the betrayal cash, along with    
   the disciples' funds)   
      
   All happened as it was supposed to.   
      
   >> Where does it say Peter requested to be crucified upside down?   
   > That's tradition...it's not noted in the Scriptures. Except for the   
   > Apostle John, who died of natural causes, all the others were martyred,   
   > and died horrible deaths.   
      
   I knew that but I thought it was Stephen who wascrucified upside-down.   
      
   >> Find an oblong piece of wood.  Put it in your living room.  Walk   
   >> around it as  often as you like & you can honestly tell people, "I   
   >> walked around the block x  times this morning."   
   > For that matter, get a concrete block, and do the same thing.    
      
   That's heavier to move around.   
      
   >> Lots of decent kids, still.   
   > There may be...I sure haven't seen them.   
      
   Location, location,. location.   
      
   >> True story (Google image search for it) Their welcome billboard says   
   >> "New York City is big, but we're Biggar."   
   > In this case, size does matter.    
      
   A Canadiamn comedy music group, The Arrogant Worms, wrote a new anthem for    
   Canadam, called "Canada's Really Big" including the lyric: "It's not what you    
   do ewith it; it's the size that counts"   
      
   --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6   
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