TZUTC: -0600   
   MSGID: 1157.fidonet-memories@1:2320/33 26925ec2   
   REPLY: 1:153/757.0 1a78641e   
   PID: Synchronet 3.19c-Win32 master/4280408dd Mar  8 2022 MSC 1929   
   TID: SBBSecho 3.15-Win32 master/4280408dd Mar  8 2022 MSC 1929   
   BBSID: TBOLT   
   CHRS: ASCII 1   
   George,   
      
    GP> & the generation in between must change both!   
      
     Exactly. Politicians are like diapers...both must be changed often, for the   
   same reason.   
      
    GP> Moderen wheart is actually harmful -- the leading cause of many health   
    GP> problems, including obesity, diabetes, & others.   
      
     They say practically everything is harmful. I guess they want everyone to    
   just go hungry and starve to death.   
      
    GP> Oh, I knew it was crappy before the name changes. . .   
      
     It still is.   
      
    GP> Eventually YouTube, Twitter, & Facebook will merge into one super   
    GP> social  medium: YouTwitFace.   
      
     Basically.   
      
    GP> I've heard of this, yes -- it's basically a sh*t transplant - they   
    GP> shoot  someone else's feces up your butt.   
      
     That's because their colon is out of whack.   
      
    GP> Some prefer to eat the capsules containing fecal matter -- I'm a firm   
    GP> no on both.   
      
     Just like the way China is doing the Covid-19 swabs...rectally. The male   
   prostate check is bad enough.   
      
    GP> My Japan-type toilet seat provides a warm water enema when I need it,   
    GP> then  washes, rinses, & dries the area after.   
      
     That reminds me of the joke in the aircraft, where this guy needs to use   
   the toilet badly. The men's room is taken, but the women's room is open;   
   so the stewardess reluctantly lets him use the ladies room, but warns him   
   "DO NOT TOUCH THE BUTTONS".   
      
     Well, he's in there, and he sees the buttons, and just as curiosity killed   
   the cat, it nearly did the same to him. He presses all 4, and blacks out    
   after the last one. He wakes up in the hospital, and the nurse chews him out.   
   She told him what the four buttons were:   
      
   WW - Warm Water -- to wash the genitalia and buttocks.   
   WA - Warm Air -- to dry the same areas.   
   PP - Powder Puff -- for a feeling of softness and freshness.   
      
     The man agreed with those, but asked about the last one.   
      
   TR - Tampon Remover -- your penis is under your pillow.   
      
     That's what you get for not following directions.    
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?   
   === MultiMail/Win v0.52   
   --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32   
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)   
   SEEN-BY: 1/120 123 15/0 18/0 90/1 105/81 106/201 116/116 120/302 340   
   SEEN-BY: 120/616 123/0 10 25 115 126 131 160 180 200 755 129/305 330   
   SEEN-BY: 129/331 135/300 138/146 153/757 7715 154/10 30 40 50 700   
   SEEN-BY: 218/700 220/90 222/2 226/18 30 227/114 201 229/110 206 307   
   SEEN-BY: 229/317 400 424 426 428 452 664 700 240/1120 5832 250/1 261/1466   
   SEEN-BY: 266/512 275/100 1000 282/1038 292/854 299/6 300/4 301/1 317/3   
   SEEN-BY: 320/219 322/757 342/11 200 396/45 460/58 633/280 640/1321   
   SEEN-BY: 712/848 2320/0 33 105 195 304 3634/0 12 15 24 27 50 5020/1042   
   PATH: 2320/33 105 154/10 3634/12 153/7715 229/426