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   Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas   
      
      
   On the 12th day of the Euro centrically imposed midwinter festival, my   
   Significant Other in a consenting adult relationship gave to me: TWELVE males   
   reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming   
      
   ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18 member pit orchestra made up of members   
   in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union   
   contract, even though they will not be asked to play a note)   
      
   TEN melanin deprived testosterone poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling   
   class system leaping   
      
   NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self expression   
      
   EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from   
   enslaved Bovine Americans   
      
   SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands   
      
   SIX enslaved Fowl Americans producing pre-packaged non human animal   
   products   
      
   FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic   
   incarceration,   
   (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red   
   paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens, Turtle Doves and   
   partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further   
   Animal   
   American enslavement, the rema   
      
   FOUR hours of recorded whale songs   
      
   THREE deconstructionist poets   
      
   TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses   
      
   and...   
      
   ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old growth pear tree.   
      
   Joe   
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