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   PID: Synchronet 3.19a-Win32 master/22ed55083 Dec 14 2021 MSC 1928   
   TID: SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 master/22ed55083 Dec 14 2021 MSC 1928   
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   Joe,   
      
    >   The term is relative. :P   
      
    JM>   What do my relatives have to do with it?  Other than Uncle Jack and   
    JM> his natural gas.   
      
     Everyone has that...especially if you eat baked beans, legumes, etc. :P   
      
    JM>   Everything is the result of "climate change".   
    JM>   As I always say in the dead of winter with cold weather "We could use   
    JM> some global warming about now".   
    JM>   Remember in the '70s the talk was all about global cooling?   
      
     Anything to advance their propaganda.   
      
    JM>   What gets me are people who continually rebuild in flood plains.   
      
     Now they know why the price of land was so cheap.   
      
    JM>   On my trips I take my laundry basket from home and when full look for   
    JM> a laundromat along the way.   
    JM>   Some larger motels have laundry rooms, but mostly its finding one   
    JM> along the road somewhere.   
    JM>   I also take an iron with me, though some places also have them.   
      
     I try to get clothes that don't need ironing. Of course, I'm out of luck   
   on the birthday suit, as it is full of wrinkles. I tried getting that   
   altered, but the clerk wasn't too happy about it.    
      
     That's like the story where this couple asked the preacher to marry them,   
   and that their wedding was planned for six months from now. He said he would,   
   but only if they abstained from sexual relations until the honeymoon night.   
   The young couple agreed.   
      
     Well, two weeks later, the couple came in, and told the preacher that they   
   would have to find someone else to marry them. The groom to be said his bride   
   to be was standing up on a ladder, and he saw under her dress, and passion    
   bit him big time, and he made love to her right there.   
      
     The pastor said "You're right...I'm not going to be able to marry you".   
   To which, the couple said "We can't blame you. The folks at Home Depot   
   weren't happy about it, either!!".    
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.   
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