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    >   In much of the art world then and now, many paintings, statues, and   
    > now videos, are done with what they consider "artistic nudity". I set   
    > up a bulletin on the BBS, with the differences between nudity and   
    > pornography (the sex act outside of the marriage relationship between   
    > a man and a woman). It also dealt with things like breast feeding,   
    > personal hygiene, and other topics. Years ago, people would talk about   
    > their bowel and bladder habits, and not say a word about sex. Now, it's   
    > the other way around.   
      
   Pornography, literally, meant advertisememnts for prostitution, in olde Rome.   
      
   pornis-graphos   
      
    >   I'm not a meteorologist, but an amateur weather enthusiast. However, I   
    > know enough to be dangerous...and I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express   
    > last night.    
      
   I've nefver been in one -- I'm guessing they're lkle tyhe regular Holiday Inn,   
   but without perks or extras.  Your complimentary breakfast is a half price   
   McMuffin coupon for the McDonalds across the street.   
      
    >   They probably thought that of the one on May 3, 1999 that was measured   
    > with 318 mph winds in the Oklahoma City area, with the Doppler On Wheels.   
    > I saw a tagline that noted "Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F-6".   
      
   F-5 is the upper limit of the Fuji scale, I'm guessing?   
      
    >   You know you've been a storm chaser too much, when you look for cows   
    > with tornadoes (you've also watched Twister too much).   
      
   One of our secretaries, Ms. Helen Hunt, has found a purse; if you've lost a   
   purse, you can go to Helen Hunt for it.   
      
    > ... If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??   
      
   Somewhere cheaper?   
   Somewhere with widely different climate just for a change? (Raincouver,BC,   
   e.g.)   
      
   I've visited, accidentally, a touristy trap in SoCal in '85 -- I've done enough   
   of that now, so HI not high on my list of places to visit.   
      
   If I did, I'd rent a 6-bedroom house for a couple months & sublet rooms to   
   other vacationers by the week at a rate that'll make me some decent income & a   
   free vacation for me. (it'll be cheaper by the week than a Waikiki hotel is for   
   the night, probably)   
      
   Vacation smarter, not harder. . .   
      
   I accidentally burned my Hawaiian pizza.   
   Should have used aloha temperature.   
      
   Q: What does a Hawaiian comedian put on a sunburn?   
   A: Aloe-Ha!   
      
   Q: What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?   
   A: A Hula-Dunit   
      
   Would a baritone laugh be a low ha?   
      
   Q: What do you call the first Hawaiian in space?   
   A: A Coconaut   
      
   Your friend,   
      
   <+]:{)}   
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