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    >   Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it helps mask the noise. :P   
      
   Tagline fodder:   
   Silence is golden; duct tape is silver   
      
    >   Sex is before seven....tennis before eleven -- (makes a nice tagline) .   
      
   The Bond actors were at a country club, signing up for the listed times for   
   lessons with the pro.   
      
   Roger Moore gladly takes the early 8am time slot; Pierce Brosnan takes noon;   
   Sean Connery says, "I should be free sometime after 9:30, but I need to leave   
   in time to be at my next appointment at 11, so ten-ish anyone?"   
      
    >   Before my wife died, and we went to get our flu shots, we had to fill out   
    > paperwork at the local Walgreens. When it got to the question about being   
    > pregnant, I said to my wife "I wonder if I should mark that??". She growled   
    > "Don't even think about it".    
      
   Aww, but why? People poike my belly and ask if I'm pregnant; I say, "Yeah, with   
   a baby elephant, weant to see the trunk?"   
      
   One wag had his doctor pike his belly and snidely ask, "Beer?"   
      
   "I don't know," said our no-guff-taking her, "There's a tap underneath, why   
   don't you try a glassful?'   
      
    >   If you can get the worm and fish on and off the hook in record time, that   
    > makes you a master baiter.    
      
   If you join a particular high school club & get top marks in tournamemts, uyou   
   might be a master debater. . .   
      
      
   You're a fan of Abie, too?   
      
   Q: Why couldn't Abraham Lincoln be arrested?   
   A: He's in a cent   
      
   I just found out that “Lincoln” made about $300 million in movie theatres.   
   Which is weird. Lincoln hitorically hasn’t done too well in theatres.   
      
   Q: What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?   
   A: STACHOO!   
      
   Your friend,   
      
   <+]:{)}   
   Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM   
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