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   Joe,   
      
    JM>   Don't want to get into modern socio-politics and treading lightly: If   
    JM> you were born a boy or girl you are always a boy or girl regardless   
    JM> what you think (or feel like) today.   
    JM>   When your chromosomes change, come back and we'll talk about it.   
      
     I agree. I think of the memes/jokes on this...I may have noted these before,   
   but they're still cute.   
      
   1) A little boy and a little girl are looking down their diapers. One   
   remarks "So, THAT explains the difference in our salaries". Then, the   
   boy notes "I have an antenna, and you have a USB port".   
      
   2) A little boy and a little girl are naked in the bathtub. The girl   
   reaches for the boy's "member", and he says "You can't have mine!! You   
   broke yours off!!".   
      
   3) In this small country town years ago (when you could leave your doors   
   unlocked at night, and didn't have to worry about pedophiles kidnapping   
   your children), a little boy and a little girl were great friends. One   
   was Protestant and the other was Catholic...and their churches were   
   close to their homes, but were across the street from each other. So,   
   each Sunday, they walked together to church.    
      
     Well, one Sunday, a tropical thunderstorm broke over the area, with   
   all its rain, thunder, and lightning...but it was done by the time the   
   church services were over.   
      
     The little boy and little girl were walking back home, but on the way,   
   they came to a large area of water (a huge puddle), and they realized   
   if they got their nice Sunday clothes dirty or muddy, they'd get the   
   spanking of their lives. The little girl was panicked and near tears,   
   wondering what they would do. Her "boy friend" thought a minute, and   
   said "I know!! Let's strip butt naked. I will carry you over to the   
   other side, then I will carry our clothes over. They won't get muddy,   
   and no one will know what happened". Relieved, his "girl friend" said   
   "yes" to his idea.   
      
     Well, they strip butt naked, and like a gentleman (think Sir Walter   
   Raleigh), he carries her across, then carries their clothes, etc.   
   across. As they're standing there, looking at their nude bodies,   
   one remarks "I didn't know there was such a difference between   
   Protestants and Catholics".    
      
    JM>   Being 12 years old than I we had little in common.  He married his   
    JM> high school sweetheart in 1958 and I was an uncle at 10.  They are   
    JM> still married to each other, have two kids (two years apart, a boy and   
    JM> a girl) and several grand and great grand kids).   
      
     Reminds me of the blooper where "an Aggie mother writes a letter to   
   her son", with the following items of interest:   
      
   1) You won't know the house when you come home...we've moved.   
      
   2) Your sister had a baby, but I don't know whether it's a boy or girl.   
   So, we don't know whether you're an aunt or an uncle.   
      
   3) Your uncle drowned in the vat at the local brewery last week. Several   
   co-workers dove into save him, but he fought them off bravely. As he   
   went down for the last time, there was a huge smile on his face. We   
   decided to creamate the remains, but that was a huge mistake...it took   
   3 days to put out the ensuing fire.   
      
   4) I was going to send you some money, but I had already sealed the   
   envelope.   
      
    JM>   I came along in 1950 and was what I call an "oops" baby.  "Oops,   
    JM> honey, remember that night we...."  :)   
      
     Sounds like the meme where on Feb. 14, the man is chasing the woman.   
   On Nov. 14, a woman "great with child" is chasing the man.    
      
    JM>   Oh, I hated those things.  Grass always clogging up the blades...   
      
     I have a black preacher and his associates who do my lawn once a month.   
      
    JM>   Like a bad haircut I thought, "well it'll grow back".  :)   
      
     Just insert the weeds.    
      
    JM>   Join the club.  I'm a charter member.   
      
     I thought you were president emeritus    
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... What happens if you get scared half to death twice?   
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