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    > Facebook has changed their name to Meta -- rumor has it Twitter will   
    > change its name to Mucil. So, that means we'll all be on MetaMucil every   
    > day. No wonder social media is so crappy.    
      
   This explains so much. . .    
      
    > I carry an extra set in the car, in case the readers I have break.   
      
   Was listening to an old guy from the '40s doing comedy on the radio & he says,   
   "I was kissing my date, then she crossed her legs & broke my glasses!"   
      
    > GP> My employer now gives two weeks off to recover from the vaccine.   
    > GP> They call it Modernaty leave.   
      
    > Was it the breast of situations?? Or were you just milking for time off??   
      
   Always milk it for paid time off!   
      
   I miss getting such!   
      
   Q: Why is milk taller than you?   
   A: Because it's always pasteurize   
      
   Q: Do you know why it's called almond milk?   
   A: Because nobody would buy it if it was honestly named nut juice.   
      
   Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?   
   A: An udder failure   
      
   Q: What type of bees produce milk?   
   A: Boo bees.   
      
   Q: What do you get when you drink milk?   
   A: A moostache   
      
   Q: How do you milk sheep?   
   A: Release another iPhone.   
      
      
   Your friend,   
      
   <+]:{)}   
   Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM   
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