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    >   I saw a meme where it looked like this guy was looking at this woman's   
    > shapely butt, and his wife had a fit. Yet, what she didn't notice is that   
    > in a nearby car, was a dog in the drivers seat, with his paws on the wheel.   
    > The man's defense was "How often do you see a dog driving a car??".    
      
   I have that somewhere on this machine. . .   
      
    >  GP> If we're out walking & my wife sees a curvacious young lovely who is   
    >  GP> pleasantly & shapely padded, she'll nudge me to direct my attention. I   
    >  GP> do the same if a scvene comes on tv involving firemen dancing in only   
    >  GP> underwear; both my wife & daughter will take a moment to appreciate the   
    >  GP> act, & why not?   
      
    >   If a member of the opposite sex kissed me or my wife, we'd razz the crap   
    > out of each other...about one's new romantic boyfriend for her, or   
    > girlfriend for me.  But, as the country song noted, "I've got all the   
    > love a man   
    > could want, waiting for me at home".   
      
   Same here; it's never been, but I can see it going exactly like that, because   
   we married at 40, so we werren't doe-eyed teenaghers naive asbout life &   
   expectations.  We knew real life & we still CHOSE each other, including   
   commitment.   
      
    >   What a couple, married before God and their peers, wants to do in the   
    > intimacy of their bedroom...however kinky it may be...is their business.   
    > If they're amenable to that, more power to them.   
      
   Yup, the marriahe bed is holy means it is set apart from all others, & whatever   
   happens as part of it, is separate unto only the couple.   
      
   There are still states in your country that ban oral sex between husband &   
   wife!   
      
    >   Tearfully, the couple confessed that it was true...and the doctor   
    > growled "I thought so. That's the worst case of van-aerial disease   
    > I've ever seen".    
      
   That'd do it!   
      
   Masochist: whip me, beat me!   
   Sadist: No.   
      
    >   While I'm busier than I was when I was married, some days, it gets   
    > awfully lonely.   
      
   I'm married & I feel the same on occasion, but then I shrug & keep moving. . .   
      
    >   I've got the duplicates deal turned on in the BBS echoes...so, I know   
    > many of the posts get zapped.   
      
   Your software prevents dupes from downloading?   
      
    >  GP> On the same principle,. i'd limit BBS_ADS echo to once a month, to   
    >  GP> encourage more individual reading, replying, & having conversations.   
      
    >   Some echoes do that.   
      
   Yup -- up to the owners/mods/operators. . .   
      
    >   I want folks to logon because they want to...not because they have to.   
    > And, to me, constantly posting the ad, is like shoving it down their throat.   
      
   & makes it look like those are the only BBS options available, in the echo.   
      
    >   Every so often, you'll hear controversies of certain small towns that   
    > have "speed traps".   
      
   There's good monedy in traffic tickets, if you can collect (here in BC, with a   
   governmnet auto insurance monopoly, they put a lien on you renerwing your   
   license plates if you owe for traffic fines, or even if you owe child support   
   anywhere.   
      
    >   What about bottomless?? Does that mean they have no butt??    
      
   Go to a bar with bottomless waitressdes & judge for yourself. I suspect they   
   have additional bottom out for the beholding (badonkadonks, as the kids say)   
      
    >   It's so easy to get a "lead foot".   
      
   Not if you understyand that you getting into a car & driving is your acceptance   
   of a contract made when you took your driving test.   
      
    >   Exactly. But, I thought "speed limit" meant exactly that. I got a   
    > warning once because I was doing the speed limit, but the flow of   
    > traffic was much higher. To me, that makes as much sense as tits on   
    > a boar hog.   
      
   One comic said he was in New Mexico on a long empty interstate & wanted to see   
   how fast his Porsche would go (it's "speed limit")   
      
   Cop pulled him over & said, "You're going over the speed limit."   
      
   Comic said, "Not yet, obviously, but I was trying."   
      
      
    >   Now, you'll stir up all those against corporal punishment. :P   
      
   *looks left* *looks right*   
      
   I think we'll be alright.   
      
   Your friend,   
      
   <+]:{)}   
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