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George,
> Epididymitis, and a urinary tract infection.
GP> Both ouch! Fixed you up with some antibiotics? How're you now?
I'm still having issues. When the doctor did the procedure (under local
anesthesia), he didn't tell me I'd have to deal with this later on in life.
He said "If I had walked in with a hot dog in one hand, and a book that
said "Vasectomy 101" in the other, you probably would've wanted to
reschedule". :P That's like the 2 other memes on prostate checks for men.
1) The man is sitting on the exam table, with a C-Clamp tightly around his
waist, holding his butt cheeks together. The doctor notes on the clipboard
"Patient is rather reluctant to have his prostate checked". When I showed
that to my former urologist (he's retired now, due to age), I thought he
would pee all over himself, as he was laughing so hard!!
2) The old feeble man is sitting on the exam table, when the urologist
walks in, and his index finger is swollen exponentially. The doctor says
"I'm sorry I'm late for your prostate check. I slammed my finger in the
car door this morning". I think I'd want to reschedule. :P
GP> I say the latter all the time & "a cry for help from a turd in trouble"
Basically. There is actually a group on Facebook called "The Tushy
Movement", dealing with all sorts of bowel and buttocks issues. You would
be surprised at how many folks, male and female, young and old, have to
deal with that. Years ago, people would talk about their bowels and bladder,
and wouldn't say a word about sex. Now, it's the other way around. :P
GP> Didn't mattter; my boss knew I was trustworthy & loyal. Once a
GP> customer asked for an application. I gave her one, as she was spouting
GP> off like a wounded ditch pig of a slag. I brought it back to my boss
GP> & he asked me what i thought of her; I said I wouldn't want to work
GP> beside her. He tore up her form without even reading any of it.
Reminds me of the meme where this cupcake comes to apply for a job...she
wants to be a "Hostess".
GP> Now it's covid -- some stores sau up front, on a sign, "No cash
GP> accepted."
There is a little "hole in the wall restaurant" in southwest Little Rock,
about a mile from my house, that has been in business for over 50 years.
They still take CASH ONLY...no checks, credit, or debit cards.
GP> Starbucks at the hospital had that up, so I had no coffee to fuel my
GP> wheel up the stree to the main road, a half mile up, so I took a bus &
GP> poopeed right into their competitor (cheapere, better qyality, & their
GP> internet always was free 23/7, even when Starbucks charged $25/30
GP> minutes! & shut it off at closing); I can sit outside any Blenz at 3am
GP> & connect to the 'net.
Have you seen the video with ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, where Peanut got
an overdose at Starbucks??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r2t6SG76sc
Daryl
... The Weather Is Here...Wish You Were Beautiful.
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