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   George,   
      
    GP> Kids don't get it -- we older folks can guess more truth than they've   
    GP> ever known.   
      
    Well, growing up, we thought we knew it all. Then, we discovered we   
   didn't know "squat". Sadly, the kids nowadays will have to learn the   
   hard way (sigh!).   
      
    GP> Our guesses are based on reality, experience, & facts.   
      
    Experience is the best teacher.   
      
    GP> I don't know Medical Centre, but he rest I sorta recall as I watched   
    GP> most.   
      
    Chad Everett and James Daly...my late Mom and I loved that show.   
      
    GP> I don't like long viewinghs, so I'm more into sitcoms -- a nice   
    GP> 30-minute funny story fully wrapped up within 22-24(24 for the '70s)   
      
    The TV sets here haven't been plugged in or turned on in over 3 years.   
   The only "TV" I watch is if the local newscast is on, then I go to their   
   website, or view it on the smartphone.   
      
    GP> Don't be a basket case -- you know where baskets are headed, eh? On the   
    GP> highway, yet. . .   
      
    That's for sure. Or like the cartoon: "Welcome to H***. May I park your   
   handbasket??". Or the other one that has the character asking "Where Am I??   
   And, why am I in this handbasket??". :P   
      
    GP> I've never been the quiet type, ask anyone who knows me & those who   
    GP> knew me as a child, even!   
      
    I originally was shy (hard to believe). But, first they couldn't get me   
   to talk. Now, they can't get me to shut up.    
      
    GP> For Hollywod, it's all about numbers. You & others may like the   
    GP> G-rated, but you don't go to them in droves to get them their money   
    GP> back.   
      
    Fifty years ago, my Dad and I went to the Dade County Youth Fair in west   
   Miami. There was this heavy set comedian from Kentucky called "The Duke Of   
   Paducah". All I remember is that it was G-rated, and it was hilarious. As   
   I've said many times, people like Red Skelton, Jack Benny, Bob Hope, George   
   Burns, Gracie Allen, Groucho Marx, etc. proved "you don't have to be dirty   
   to be funny".   
      
    GP> Directors are careful to ensure their movie crosses in to R territory,   
    GP> because that's a big moneymaker by itself!   
      
    There was a book when I was majoring in Radio/TV/Film in college, called   
   "Subliminal Seduction". The sexiest thing in Playboy is NOT the centerfold...   
   it's some of these ads, especially for alcoholic beverages.   
      
    GP> Some cultures consider a man & woman married if they are in solitude   
    GP> in a closed room together.   
      
    Common law marriage.   
      
    GP> I'm waiting for one of these to hit the news. . .   
      
    Or the tabloids.   
      
    > I like what the late Jerry Clower said one night in a routine in   
    > Louisiana. He said "if you don't intend to laugh at anything, go home and   
    > look in the mirror...and see what everyone else has been laughing at all   
    > these years".   
      
    GP> Oooooh, I like that one!   
      
    He had a valid point.   
      
    GP> Oh, I would not allow autoposts, except if this one guy is still around   
    GP> who provided a monthly stats report into the echo.   
      
    With mine, it's like this:   
      
   1) Today In History -- on various topics in the appropriate echoes, once a    
   year. This includes Burma Shave ads, Pun History, Weather History (partial    
   after 1990), Comedy/Bloopers, Random Quotes, QWK Mail Taglines, etc.   
      
   2) My ham radio nets that I'm involved with -- recycle weekly.   
      
   3) The ad for my BBS -- posts the first of the month ONLY (unless I need    
   to repost a correction).    
      
    GP> We've got city bylaw for that -- they can be fined $400 for illegally   
    GP> parking in an accessible-marked spot.   
      
    While there are disabled folks who are in worse shape than I am, what   
   really gets me mad is vehicles that park in the handicapped spot, with   
   no indication of a hangtag, license plate, or disability. Basically, they   
   parked there, because they were lazy.   
      
    GP> We've most recently amended the bylaws to allow for side loading   
    GP> wheelchair vans, which need an even wider area on one side, & included   
    GP> new signage.   
      
    I've seen those on the vans and the spaces to "please allow extra space".   
      
    GP> We, the disabled community here in BC, are pointing out that just   
    GP> because a person stands or walks does not mean they shouldn't   
    GP> necessarily be in a wheelchair--that's between them & their   
    GP> doctor/OT/Physio. . .   
      
    You have a valid point. Yet, I'm sane...just ask my psychiatrist.    
      
    GP> Scofflaws should be the ones paying for the infrastructure to keep   
    GP> communities well-run & safe.   
      
    Or a sign noting "North Little Rock Public Shooting Range". I guess   
   that's where we line up the tax scofflaws, and blow them away.    
      
    GP> Why, should I, Joe Blow, any honest law-abiding citizen be the one   
    GP> paying for parking enforcement departments & court challenges?   
      
    GP> Silence is golden. . .   
    GP> Yes, but duct tape is silver. . . (photo of child with mouth bound up)   
      
    Yep.   
      
    GP> Most peopple, especially the ones old enough to be from the OG BBS/Fido   
    GP> scene, tend to be better behaved. or at least respectful when informed   
    GP> of how they've broke a rule.   
      
    Yep.    
      
    GP> Best to learn pain young when it doesn't permanently damage you. Get a   
    GP> scrape, get a minor infection, suffer & boohoo to mommy, but go on with   
    GP> a lesson leaerned deeply.   
      
    Exactly.   
      
      
    GP> I believe we've moved past that & we need to start teaching our kids to   
    GP> be adults sooner, & how to communicate as such. It's a far different   
    GP> world they go into than we did.   
      
    Sad, but true. We may be kids at heart, but we know what maturity means.   
      
    GP> In some cultures. Word is in Japan, if you leave your bike unattended   
    GP> for a month, it'll be exactly where you left it, & not joyridden   
    GP> either.   
      
    I love watching these "Dumb Criminals 101" videos.   
      
    GP> So you more than covered thecost of the cards, eh? Nice one! I know   
    GP> you just did it to gret them & thank them for being paying customers,   
    GP> but it did turn out nicely for you, eh?   
      
    It was my first job, and I really enjoyed it.   
      
    GP> Now if a girl is told to be careful it means "or you might get herpes,   
    GP> AIDS, &/or pregnant" back then it meant "or you might get kissed"   
      
    I don't think I kissed her. The poor thing had acne real bad, and a lot   
   of pitting on her face. They say "beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clear   
   to the bone"...yet to me, if they have an inner beauty, that more than   
   makes up for it.   
      
    GP> & sleep during that 12-1 if they're Senators up here, who are appointed   
    GP> for life.   
      
    Like the US Supreme Court Justices.   
      
    GP> Then there was this new Baptist preacher who began prweaching against   
    GP> adultery, theft, murder, getting a chorus of "AMEN!" & "Preach it,   
    GP> brother!" after each point.   
      
    GP> The next week he began preaching against gossiping, & an old lady in   
    GP> back was heard muttering, "Now he's gone from preachin' to meddlin'"   
      
    LOL!!   
      
    > Well, the kid didn't comply, and Momma spanked her child. This other   
    > woman scolded her, saying "How dare you spank that child!!". The woman   
    > replied to her "Shut up!! Or, you're next!!" .   
      
    GP> ooo, I like that one! :D   
      
    Nowadays, you could be taken to court for abuse.    
      
    GP> Yup, no school whippings by my generation, at least up here.   
      
    I didn't get paddled...not sure if my brother did. He was more a rebel   
   than I was.   
      
    GP> All this non-punishmenmt & free license for tyhe kids & those who   
    GP> complain about spankings are also the ones wondering why crime is so   
    GP> high in their city. . .   
      
    Yep.   
      
    > Ten Commandments'??"...and was told "Well, I did...but I never got to   
    > 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'. When I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery';   
    > I remembered where I had left the bicycle".    
      
    GP> Tsk tsk, naughty, naughty. . .   
      
    That just shows preachers are sinners like the rest of us.   
      
    GP> In the face of authority, Tonm cracvked & told the truth. The minster   
    GP> said, indly laying his hand over Tom's shoulders, "You should go home,   
    GP> Tom."   
      
    GP> "Why," he asked.   
      
    GP> "Because I'm not married."   
      
    OMG. :P   
      
   Daryl   
      
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