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   Message 22,631 of 24,715   
   Daryl Stout to George Pope   
   Re: Cyberpope' back again   
   23 Sep 21 04:43:00   
   
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   George,   
      
    GP> I worked at an A*W Drive-In & had to do things the hard way.   
      
     There aren't many of those left. There used to be on in Hot Springs,   
   Arkansas, but it shut down awhile back. I believe there is still one   
   in Ravenna, Ohio...as an area ham radio club (of which I'm a member   
   from afar) has a gathering there every August. I'll mention it again   
   later in the message.   
      
     Now, I'm craving a root beer float. :P   
      
     If you're wondering why I'm up at this hour, I was having leg   
   cramps (not to mention nature called). So, I figured I'd take an   
   Ibuprofen, and worked at the computer until I could feel it kicking   
   in.   
      
    GP> cracked up when I told them (he's known to be a horny old joker)   
      
     When I worked at Burger King for 5 years over 40 years ago (I had   
   done every position, including in management for a time), my favorite   
   one was cashier...and the managers trusted me. One time, there was a   
   stretch of a lot of cash shortages, and the franchise owner thought   
   there might be some embezzlement going on. So, he set up a polygraph   
   test for the employees...but they had to sign a statement saying they   
   weren't being forced to take it. Yet, if they refused, they were fired;   
   sounds like coercion (sp?) to me.   
      
     If they let me count the drawer at the start of the shift, and do   
   every transaction, then I'd take responsibility for it. But, it never   
   occured to me that one of the managers was possibly dipping into the   
   till. Several cash shortages resulted, and I got put on a 2 week   
   suspension without pay. Well, several days in, I showed up to get   
   what paycheck I had, and the franchise owner asked where I had been.   
   I replied "2 week suspension for cash shortages...your directive".   
   He replied "Consider it cancelled -- I need you". That spoke volumes   
   to me, as he thought so highly of my character.   
      
     But, back to cashier, we'd get some "live ones"...who were "not   
   the brightest light in the fixture", or "the sharpest knife in the   
   drawer".   
      
   1) One guy wanted a Whopper Junior with cheese, just ketchup only.   
   I told him "I'll sell you a cheeseburger with ketchup only instead.   
   It's the same thing, but cheaper". He was adamant..."No, I want   
   the Whopper Junior with cheese just ketchup only". So, I said "As   
   you wish". Burger King has 2 sizes of their burgers...the Whopper,   
   and the smaller version. I still remember one of their original   
   commercials and slogans from 50 years ago.   
      
   2) We'd have folks who would order sexually oriented items, and    
   I told them "the red light district is downtown". And, that had   
   a double meaning...for all the stoplights, and where "the world's   
   oldest profession" took place.   
      
   3) We'd have folks who would order items from another restaurant.   
   I'd say "this is Burger King". Then, I'd tell them that restaurant   
   is located down the street.   
      
    GP> I was good at my job (all the jobs, as often I was the only one taking   
    GP> orders, cookinfg, & serving, being as teej lasbour is so hit & miss   
    GP> (brokenm fingernail on Monday -- off work for the week, at least! Don't   
    GP> ell anybodyt you won't be there, of course -- let that be a surprise as   
    GP> a rush comers in! *LOL*)   
      
     Most folks nowadays want to work from 12 to 1, take an hour off for   
   lunch, and get a full check. Never mind paying folks more to stay home,   
   than to come to work...no wonder there's a labor shortage.   
      
     This may be "a borderline no-no", but one Bible verse notes "if a man   
   will not work, he shall not eat". Now, for those who have a physical   
   disability that prevents them from working a regular job (especially at   
   40 hours per week), that does not apply. It applies to the lazy, who are    
   fully able to work, but choose not to.   
      
     I was born and raised that "the man is the breadwinner, to provide   
   for the family". But, one day, my body basically said "you're not going   
   to do this anymore". And, they keep finding stuff wrong with me...most   
   recently, atrial flutter. The medication, and cutting out caffeine with   
   iced tea, candy, chocolate, etc., has stabilized the heart rate and the   
   blood pressure...but it has aggravated the migraines.   
      
    GP> Sure did love that one summer day a year when the classic car club   
    GP> rolled in with their beautiful cars from the days when style was a   
    GP> thing that mattered in Detroit(& Windsor, on our side of the 49th)!   
      
     That's what the ham radio club deal has in Ravenna, Ohio, at the A&W...   
   a "cruise-in" with the classic cars. I couldn't remember what the promotion   
   was...I alluded to the A&W at the top of this message.   
      
    GP> I loved ST:TOS.  My mom collected EVERY episode's book version release,   
    GP> & I read the entire series in a couple weeks one summer(1978) when I   
    GP> was 11!   
      
     There was even a pinball machine with that. However, my favorite pinball   
   machines were Paragon, Space Invaders, Silverball Mania, The Black Knight,    
   Xenon, Fire Power, and others I can't recall. The main brands were Bally,    
   Williams, and Gottlieb (those are the only ones I can remember). No telling    
   how many quarters I dropped in the college game room 40 years ago. I was    
   never much for video games, though. I even played one called "Lost World    
   Pinball" on the comnputer awhile back. I used to have Train Simulators on    
   the computer...first Microsoft Train Simulator, then Auran Trainz. But, I   
   would run them in "Silver Streak Mode"...just using it to "explore the   
   route", and if I got bored, move it up to notch 8, and ram it into the   
   dead-end bumper at the station.    
      
    GP> My apology, I thoght West was south of Virginia itself. Or is this one   
    GP> of those vagaries of the civil war era & politics?   
      
     The Mason-Dixon line is the difference between "You All" and "Youz Guys".    
      
      
    GP> Yeah, I've noticed that, but I've always been a rebel, so I even went   
    GP> on Facebook, prior to our big national election this past Monday, &   
    GP> stated my opinions on all 5 parties running.  My choice is NOT the   
    GP> groupthink's favourite, or even allowable one. . .   
      
     Former comedian Bill Cosby noted about rebels with "kids wearing their   
   pants on backwards". Now, they wear them below their hips, showing their   
   underwear -- and that's another kettle of fish .   
      
    GP> I figure if I convinced even ONE voter not to vote for the incumbent,   
    GP> I'd have succeeded (in changing nothing; we just spent $600M on a   
    GP> pre-emptive early plague times election that changed absolutely   
    GP> nothing!)   
      
     Except enhanced the politicians pockets. For all the money that's spent   
   with the local, state, congressional, and presidential elections...with    
   ads for radio, TV, print, online, etc. -- as well as things like signs,   
   bumper stickers, T-shirts, etc. -- we'd have enough to pay off the national   
   debt.   
      
    GP> I don't care what people call themselves, or if they play dressup with   
    GP> clothes or surgery to be a different sex, in appearance; I'll call you   
    GP> he or she,. whatebver you prefer, but I'm well-read in my native   
    GP> language & I refuse to use a plural pronoun to refer to a singular   
    GP> human.   
      
     I joke that "square dancers do it on the floor, in groups of eight, with   
   no sex, in all positions". Now, to a non-square dancer, it sounds kinky.   
   But, when you dance what's known as "Dance By Definition" (DBD) or at the   
   Advanced or Challenge levels, you're not a male or female...but the end,   
   center, point, etc. of a particular formation. I refer to this as "a quick   
   and dirty sex change".    
      
     At a national singles dance in Nashville back in 1997, I was dancing to   
   national female caller, Dee Dee Dougherty-Lottie. She could yodel the paint   
   off the side of a barn, but her pants were so tight on her, that it looked   
   like she was melted and poured into them...and I thought if she farted, she   
   would blow her britches off!!   
      
     Well, with one "tip", I basically "became a girl"...and with knowing    
   both parts, I just kept going, but I turned my cap on my head, to backwards.    
   She stopped the music, and said to me "I've got enough trouble without you    
   giving me hell". Everyone roared in laughter.    
      
    GP> "just 'you'; I'd rather you talk TO me, not ABOUT me!"   
      
     Sounds opposite to the song done by Toby Keith.    
      
    GP> everyone, I have an opinion & a rectal orifice & I know how to use   
    GP> both.   
      
     And, sometimes, the opinion and RO both stink. :P   
      
    GP> A political argument not involving only the principals involved in an   
    GP> election is as meaningful to real life as is a farting contest between   
    GP> the same two people!   
      
     Only if you choose between varieties of baked beans.  Believe it or not,    
   a friend's dachshund prefers Bush's Baked Beans, but refuses the generic   
   store brand. I guess it wasn't sweet enough for him, but I wouldn't want the   
   dog dropping green haze methane bombs. :P   
      
    GP> I want to see a political debate operate as we used to do debate   
    GP> originally, in grade school!   
      
     Debate is what you put on Defishhook -- hmmm...possible tagline??    
      
   Daryl   
      
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