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    >   Then, it's "Wake Up!! Time For Your Sleeping Pill!!".   
      
   I've learned to always check tghe order thge doc writes and insist he add   
   "PRN" to every night time med, especially sleeping pills.   
      
    >   I've reasoned that if they ever ask "Shall We Have Our Enema??", I'm   
    > going to ask "Oh!! I get to give you one, too??!!" .   
      
   I'd say, simply, "All right; you first, though. . ."   
      
    >   So, he got the idea to order a thing of apple juice, because as sure   
    > as the world, the nurse would come in, and ask for a urine sample. As   
    > a side note, they do ask about "The Three P's -- Peeing, Pooping, and   
    > Procreation".    
      
    >   Anyway, she brought in a specimen cup, and said "I'll step outside to   
    > give some privacy". While her back is turned, he pours the now warm   
    > apple juice into the specimen cup. When she came back, she concerningly   
    > said "Oh!! It's a little dark!!".    
      
    >   That would mean one's urine is concentrated, or they were dehydrated.   
    > If it's "clear as water", you're likely overhydrated, and having to   
    > urinate every 5 minutes (think of being on Lasix or other diuretic).   
      
    >   Anyway, to her complaint about his urine being dark, he grabbed the   
    > specimen cup, and said "That's OK!! I'll run it through again!!", and   
    > swigged it right down!!   
      
    >   The nurse screamed, and fainted dead away...but, she never bothered   
    > him again.    
      
   Classic! I heard it as "It looks a bit ckloudy" & he says, "No problem,    
   I'll filter it through again," & guzzle guzzle gulp. . .   
      
    >   He said that one day, someone had left a fur coat in the room, and   
    > that when he discovered it, he took the gown off, put on the coat, put   
    > the gown back on, and went back to sleep. He added "When he woke up   
    > before surgery, some darn fool was shaving the coat!!" .     
      
   I can see that happening. . . I've been in those cold wards!   
      
    >   Another guy was in the hospital for surgery, and was still in there   
    > on his birthday. So, to cheer him up, his friends sent in a female   
    > stripper. She walked into his room, with her fur coat on...and that   
    > was all she had. She took it off, and she...naked as a jaybird...said   
    > "Happy Birthday!! I'm here to give you the Super Sex!!".   
      
    >   He looked at her, thought a minute, and said "I'll have the soup,   
    > please!!".    
      
   I have a lot of days like this these days. .  or I'd eye her up & down &    
   then ask what kind of soup is it?   
      
   It's like the old lady in a home, who got bored, tied a towel around her    
   neck, like a cape and ran around yelling "Super sex" 9/10 of the gents on    
   the ward asked for the soup!  The 10th was a relative of Little Johnny &   
   answered reflexively to the only word he heard.   
      
   Guess we should leave these for the FUNNY echo, eh? We're in MEMORIES   
   currently.   
      
   Your friend,   
      
   <+]:{)}   
   Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM   
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