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   PID: Synchronet 3.19a-Win32 master/02297d1a2 Jul 22 2021 MSC 1928   
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   Joe,   
      
    JM>   I can think off hand of a couple of funnies.   
    JM>   What sports is mentioned in the Bible?   
      
    JM>   Baseball:  In the big inning....   
      
     Never mind striking out in the garden.   
      
    JM>   Tennis.   
    JM>   And Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.   
      
     At least it wasn't Potiphar, whose wife found out that "love means   
   nothing" (phony rape charge on Joseph).   
      
    JM>   What two cars are mentioned in the Bible?   
    JM>   Sports cars is one, "and David rode thoughout Israel in his Triumph"   
    JM> and Honda's "The apostles were all in one Accord".   
      
     Car-a-bunga??   
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.   
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