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   PID: Synchronet 3.18c-Win32 master/e2f3407c8 Mar 31 2021 MSC 1928   
   TID: SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 master/e2f3407c8 Mar 31 2021 MSC 1928   
   BBSID: TBOLT   
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   Joe,   
      
    >   The cop asks the redneck who he pulled over if he had any ID. The   
    > redneck replies "'Bout What??".    
      
    JM>   And then the blonde who's pulled over and the cop says according to   
    JM> her license she's supposed to wear glasses.  She replies, But officer,   
    JM> I have contacts.   
    JM>   He replied "I don't care who you know, you're supposed to wear   
    JM> glasses when driving".   
      
     If the cop had been a blonde female, the blonde female driver would've   
   handed her a makeup mirror instead of her drivers license. Then, the cop   
   would've said "I didn't realize you were a police officer as well...I'm   
   sorry for pulling you over. You can go on your way".    
      
    JM>    Once a few years I renewed my license and "failed" the eye test.  I   
    JM> use readers with my contacts and it was noted I was to wear glasses and   
    JM> wanted so much to be stopped and repeat that line.  Never was stopped.   
      
     One time, I had gone in on my birthday, and they wanted me to take the   
   vision test without my glasses. I told them that "it explicitly says   
   'corrective lenses' on here", and said "I have to have the glasses on for   
   the vision test (they check vision ahead and peripheral vision). Another   
   time, they were going to grant the license without that restriction, and   
   I complained vociferously.   
      
     Nowadays, I just need reading glasses...although I'm currently dealing   
   with astigmatism in the right eye. At least my drivers license doesn't   
   expire until 2027.   
      
   Daryl   
      
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