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     Daryl wrote --   
       
   >   The cop asks the redneck who he pulled over if he had any ID. The   
   > redneck replies "'Bout What??".    
      
     And then the blonde who's pulled over and the cop says according to her   
   license she's supposed to wear glasses.  She replies, But officer, I have   
   contacts.   
     He replied "I don't care who you know, you're supposed to wear glasses   
   when driving".   
      Once a few years I renewed my license and "failed" the eye test.  I use   
   readers with my contacts and it was noted I was to wear glasses and wanted   
   so much to be stopped and repeat that line.  Never was stopped.   
     Joe   
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