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   PID: Synchronet 3.18c-Win32  Nov 15 2020 MSC 1927   
   TID: SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 r3.179 Nov 15 2020 MSC 1927   
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   August,   
      
    DS>   I got complemented yesterday on my white hair, beard, moustache,   
    DS> and sideburns. I even did a "Ho Ho Ho", and pointed to my "jelly   
    DS> belly", and said "all I need is a red suit"...but I was Santa   
    DS> incognito.    
      
    AA> You're a walking disaster. :/  At least you can still pull off   
    AA> compliments.   
      
     Before my wife died nearly 14 years ago, she got me a T-shirt:   
      
   Front: WARNING!! KLUTZ ON THE LOOSE!!   
   Back: DANGER!! ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN!!   
      
     Her response?? "That's him!!". Nice to have the spouse so supportive.    
      
      
    AA>  On this day...   
    AA>     Be   
    AA>     No   
    AA>     Longer   
    AA>     Lather's slave   
    AA>     Treat yourself to   
    AA>     Burma-Shave   
      
    AA> And you don't even follow your own Burma-shave advice.  ;)   
      
     I hate shaving with a passion. Plus, with the white hair, beard, moustache,   
   and sideburns, I'm a shoo-in to get Senior Citizen Discounts.    
      
     Years ago, with my brothers first wife, I was at a birthday party for his   
   stepson. It was in the summer, so I had shorts and a shirt one. One kid saw   
   my hairy legs, and asked if I was going to shave them. I replied "Not unless   
   I'm going to compete in a swim meet". In that regard, it's TRUE, that body   
   hair creates a drag in the water. I wonder if that applies to ALL hair...   
   facial, underarm, and pubic...although I don't know of many nude swimmers   
   (unless they lose their suit in the pool!!).   
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!   
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