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   PID: Synchronet 3.18c-Win32  Nov 15 2020 MSC 1927   
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   Joe,   
      
    JM>   Once years ago I was at lunch with a friend who tipped his glass of   
    JM> iced tea too soon and spilled some on himself and said "Oh, I just teed   
    JM> my pants".   
      
     Or as the late Red Skelton noted "Tinkling in your pants is like   
   friendship. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth".    
      
     That's as good as the one where Tom Mullica, playing Red Skelton, at a   
   show in Branson awhile back, discovered there were a bunch of nurses in   
   the audience for the show...he was ecstatic, like a kid on Christmas   
   morning!!   
      
     He said to them "I'm so glad you're here!! I've been dying to ask this   
   question". The hall gets dead quiet, and he asks "Have we had our bowel   
   movement today??!!".     
      
     The nurses were as red as tomatoes, and the entire room was roaring in   
   raucous laughter.    
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round??   
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