It's been a good week in politics:   
      
   1.  A bunch of wacko left reporters (read that mainstream reporters) on   
   their little blog Journolist discuss watching Rush Limbaugh die while one of   
   them stands by laughing.  The one who said she would stand by laughing said   
   "I didn't know that I had that much hate in me.  But he deserves it."   
   Meanwhile over in the DUmp, Otto is wondering why the right is so hate   
   filled - and also SUPER EXCITED about the new Yogi and Boo Boo that is about   
   to come out!   
      
   2.  In re. the above - another reporter is joined by a law professor in   
   supporting the idea that the government should pull the plug on Faux "har   
   har" Snooze.  First Amendment aside, Fox is not a government licensed or   
   regulated entity, so there is no plug to pull.  Smart people, these fascisti   
   Journolisters.   
      
   3.  Seems that the Crazed Sex Poodle has been busier than first reported.   
   Two more massage artists now claim that Al demanded hand jobs - I have come   
   to learn that in the business these things are called "chakra release."  I   
   am 54 years old and have never heard that term until this morning.  Slick   
   Willy teaches us new uses for a cigar and the Crazed Sex Poodle teaches us   
   new terms for manual stimulation.  If history teaches us anything, Otto and   
   those unfortunate enough to be like him (namely his "fathead" sister Klan)   
   will first question the source.  When the story gets legs, they will call   
   the accusers liars and sluts.  After the Poodle admits to his assaults, they   
   will say that it is just about sex.  When Poodle is prosecuted for his   
   perversity, they will call it a witch hunt.   
      
   4.  In a breathless Reuters story, Mrs. Cigar Willy tells us that the   
   shitstain she married will probably break down into a quivering heap of   
   emotion when he gives Howdy Doody away during her top secret wedding.  First   
   of all, what sort of man breaks down when giving his daughter away?  Second   
   of all, if he loves Ms. Doody so much, why did he humiliate her and her   
   stump-thighed mother in front of the entire world?  Incidentally, every news   
   story on this wedding of the offspring of scum fails to mention that Howdy's   
   future father in law - a former democrat congressman - is in prison.  What   
   he is in prison FOR is hilarious.  The son of a felon and the daughter of an   
   impeached ditch carp.  A marriage made in heaven!   
      
   5.  Andrew Brietbart and Glenn Beck sandbag the post-racial president into   
   reacting to every story with a racial aspect.  Some idiot who works for the   
   Georgia branch of the USDA attempts to tell a story of racist redemption,   
   but instead of getting the whole story, Obama and his clown posse fire the   
   woman after watching an edited tape.  This situation is not post racial, it   
   is precisely racial and tells us that the Other Worldly Light Worker in the   
   Oval Office is 1) a run of the mill intellect and 2) a shitty politician.   
   The NAACP releases a statement retracting their condemnation of said idiot   
   with the hilarious claim that they possess the mercy to forgive past racist   
   actions.  The two people they cite as forgiven are both - I know this is   
   shocking - democrats.   
      
   6.  On the local front, Down Low is trying to moderate a pissing contest   
   between Ross Cassell and Kevin Gibson with "moderator advisories" and   
   "moderator warnings."  "You will not disucss moderation of this echo in this   
   echo.  DROP IT NOW."  Fascist fat fucks like to conduct their little affairs   
   behind closed doors, don't they?  Star Chamber Lite.  It is good that   
   Madison preferred a different model of justice else fascist fat fucks like   
   Klan would run things without prying eyes to report their incompetent heavy   
   handedness.   
      
   7.  Take it away, Fat Fuck!   
      
   --- Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.5931   
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