"Stan Hardegree -> All" <1:123/789.0> wrote in   
   news:21028$MATZDOBRE@JamNNTPd:   
      
    SH> 1.  The economy is in shambles and likely headed for a deeper   
    SH> recession, the unemployment rate hovers around 10 percent and the   
    SH> housing market is set for a second crash.  Meanwhile, Jed spends   
    SH> untold millions to get Ellie May hitched to the son of a convicted   
    SH> felon up northeast somewhere.  Barry and Michelle are not invited to   
    SH> this tacky festival of kitch, but Barbara Streisand is.  If GW had   
    SH> done something like this when Jenna got married, it would have made   
    SH> the editorial page of the NYT.  "OUTRAGE!"  But these being the   
    SH> Beltway Hillbillies, and this is The Weddin' uv the Century, y'all,   
    SH> the NYT delivers breathless news of Ellie May's dress.   
      
   Meanwhile, the Wasilla White Trash family is back in the news, Bristol   
   Palin has broke off her second engagement, due to Levi Johnston antics with   
   yet a second, and a third bimbo.   
      
   Gotta show those "Christian values" and the success of abstinence-only,   
   donchu know?   
      
   Meanwhile, Jenna Bush gets a gig on the Today show because she is a Bush.   
   And she royally screws it up.   
      
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2S_AvcrgBM   
      
   --- Xnews/5.04.25   
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