3.  Seems that the Crazed Sex Poodle has been busier than first reported.   
   Two more massage artists now claim that Al demanded hand jobs - I have come   
   to learn that in the business these things are called "chakra release."  I   
   am 54 years old and have never heard that term until this morning.  Slick   
   Willy teaches us new uses for a cigar and the Crazed Sex Poodle teaches us   
   new terms for manual stimulation.  If history teaches us anything, Otto and   
   those unfortunate enough to be like him (namely his "fathead" sister Klan)   
   will first question the source.  When the story gets legs, they will call   
   the accusers liars and sluts.  After the Poodle admits to his assaults, they   
   will say that it is just about sex.  When Poodle is prosecuted for his   
   perversity, they will call it a witch hunt.   
      
   And right on cue, the dumbass Otto starts right where I said he would:   
      
   OS> It's the National Enquirer, the asshole of "journalism," so it'll be   
   just   
   OS> more shit they spew, or some ditwit makes up and the Enquirer dutifully   
   OS> "reports."   
      
   Checked two of the boxes in one paragraph.  These are some intelligent   
   people.   
      
   OS>  Of course, there are those stupid enough to believe it...   
      
   "We believe you, Monica!"   
      
   --- Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.5931   
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