It's been a good year in politics:   
      
   1.  Obama goes into 2010 with respectable approval ratings and goes out with a   
   newly elected Republican House and a drastically smaller majority in the   
   Senate.  The census virtually guarantees a six-vote loss for Obama in the   
   Electoral College as places like New York and Wisconsin lose seat while places   
   like Texas and Georgia pick up seats.   
      
   2.  GW's memoir "Decision Points" has sold 2 million copies since its release   
   in November. GW's publisher calls the performance "remarkable;" in fact, it is   
   the best selling nonfiction title of the year. This number ties the sales of   
   Cigar Willy's memoir "My Diseased Penis and How It Kept Hillary Willy Out of   
   the Oval Office."   
      
   3.  When Chilean miners are trapped underground, the government of Chile comes   
   to the United States to get the technology and expertise it needs to get them   
   out.  This country is not exceptional, is it, Otto?   
      
   4.  Out of one side of its mouth - Joe Biden's - this administration says our   
   political system is broken (no doubt because of Republican obstructionism).    
   Out of the other side of its mouth - Barry Obama's - we hear that this has   
   been among the two most productive legislative years in our history.  One of   
   these men is lying.   
      
   5.  Cigar Willy says that he will campaign in Chicago against yet another   
   black guy, but he will be campaigning for a Jew, people the Willys also hate.    
   "Twenty fav years ago, this guy'd a been brangin us cawfee, Tedroo." "That   
   fucking Jew bastard!"  These are the democrats' senior statescriminals;   
   democrats PAY to hear these scum speak.   
      
   6.  Yet another state has filed suit to exempt itself from Barry's mangun   
   opus, Obamacare.  How many are we up to now?   
      
   7.  A democrat president and previous democrat president go before the country   
   to argue in favor of a policy of the previous Republican administration.  A   
   few days later, the democrat president signs a law repealing a policy of the   
   previous - and impeached - democrat president. This irony is lost on the New   
   York Times and every democrat idiot in Fido.   
      
   8.  The Washington Post Company sells liberal rag Newsweek for one dollar.   
      
   9.  President Barry Soweto invites all former presidents to the Oval Office   
   for a photo op.  All formers look happy to be there except that intellectual,   
   moral and physical pipsqueak Jimmy Carter who stands apart from the group.   
      
   10. John Edwards da baby daddy.   
      
   11.  Al "Crazed Sex Poodle" Gore is busted trying to get chakra release from   
   some masseuse.  The Gores divorce.  Gore's Chicago Climate Exchange shuts down   
   after the world pretty much figures out that global warming is bullshit.  A   
   banner year for that lisping buffoon.   
      
   12.  Mrs. Cigar Willy wears a pup tent to her beautiful daughter Howdy Doody's   
   wedding.  The diseased father of the bride wears an ill-fitting Dollar General   
   tux to walk the beautiful Howdy down the aisle.   
      
   13. The media convince themselves and ultimately the First Broad herself that   
   she is a beautiful fashion plate.  Said Broad makes the mistake of allowing   
   herself to be photographed from behind with the first ladies of France and   
   Italy.  Whoops.   
      
   14.  Madam Facelift famously marched her Speaker's gavel - who knows where she   
   was marching with it?  She will now march her Speaker's gavel over to John   
   Boehner.   
      
   15.  GW ends the year as the  second most respected man in the country.   
   Whoever is president is ALWAYS default first place.    
      
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