It's been a good week in politics:   
      
   1.  Obama teams up with the second best American president ever impeached to   
   sell George W. Bush's tax rates - in the process abdicating his presidency for   
   a half hour to Cigar Willy.  Before he leaves, Obama tells the press corps   
   that he can't keep Michelle waiting.  You ever get the impression that that   
   broad wears the pants in the family?   
      
   2.  Every time Michelle ducks out of the White House, cameras catch her   
   scarfing a Five Guys greaseburger and fries (which no doubt accounts for that   
   wide ass she carries around).  The same is true of this broad's husband, who   
   takes virtually every visiting dignitary to a burger joint. But they want YOU   
   to eat bean sprouts and arugula.   
      
   3.  The Senate repeals Don't Ask Don't Tell prompting Otto to provide some   
   analysis for the DUmpster divers.  Otto's concise but elegant take on the   
   issue contains these gems.  "The chaplains of the military, from the Pentagon   
   on down are infested with fundys." and "Not to mention all the 'We iz sceered   
   of dem homer-sexers!' in the ranks."  Given the usual quality of his writing,   
   it's a wonder that Otto is not recruited by one of the think tanks.   
      
   4.  Cuba bans Michael Moore's "Sicko" because it portrays health care in Cuba   
   as among the best in the world.  Cuban leader fear that Cubans will actually   
   demand the health care protrayed in Moore's fictional movie.  In other Moore   
   news, the Bob Klan of Hollywood helps pay to spring Julian Assange from the   
   hoosegow.   
      
   5.  In the New York Times, Michael Kinsley accuses GW of stealing the 2000   
   election.  Man, that Kinsley is right on top of shit!   
      
   6.  On MSNBC, Chris Matthews says this about Obama, "That smile, that cute   
   smile we all love in that guy. That wonderful, boyish smile of his he gave us   
   there after he made his little crack about the holiday spirit. I haven't seen   
   that in months."  Sounds like Otto talking about Cigar Willy.   
      
   7.  Take it away, Lard Ass!    
      
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