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   35 Cybersecurity Jokes to Make Any Security Geek Chuckle (or     
   Groan)   
   [Posted on September 8, 2020]   
   [Gleened from: https://www.helpsystems.com/blog/35-    
   cybersecurity-jokes-make-any-security-geek-chuckle-or-groan]   
      
   Good IT jokes are few and far between, especially when it comes   
   to cybersecurity. That's why we put on our creativity hats to   
   brainstorm joke after joke - with a break to pull in a few of   
   our favorites from the web - for the ultimate result: the   
   motherlode (or should we say motherboard?) of cybersecurity   
   jokes and puns. P.S.: we side with Alfred Hitchcock on this   
   one: puns are the highest form of literature.   
      
   Everyone deserves an eye-catching intro to break the ice at the   
   start of a meeting or spice up a PowerPoint - gotta keep the   
   CEO's attention somehow! And no joke is complete without the   
   perfect graphic. Feel free to grab ours and include them in   
   your next newsletter, quarterly presentation, or for a workday   
   pick-me-up.   
      
   Without further ado, we present.   
   Our Favorite Cybersecurity Jokes of 2020   
      
   Why didn't the IT team set up their remote office from the beach?   
   [o] It was too cloudy.   
      
   What's a hacker's favorite season?   
   [o] Phishing season.   
      
   An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches and asks.   
   [o] "May I join you?"   
      
   What do you call a turtle that surfs the dark web?   
   [o] A TORtoise   
      
   What do you call an excavated pyramid?   
   [o] Unencrypted.   
      
   If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, and   
   boys are made of slime, snails, and puppy-dog tails, what's the   
   cloud made from?   
   [o] Linux servers, mostly.   
      
   What do you call a group of math and science geeks at a party?   
   [o] Social engineers.   
      
   Why did the programmer go to rehab?   
   [o] He was addicted to coding.   
      
   What's the best way to catch a runaway robot?   
   [o] Use a botnet.   
      
   How did the vegetable farmer sell his produce on the dark web?   
   [o] He used onion routing.   
      
      
   Why did the programmer leave the camping trip early?   
   [o] There were too many bugs.   
      
   Why don't young programmers write in script these days?   
   [o] They were only taught Java.   
      
   What did the moderator say to kick off the IT speed dating session?   
   [o] "Singles, sign on!"   
      
   What do you tell a hacker after a bad breakup?   
   [o] There are plenty of phish in the sea!   
      
   What's one step that witches and wizards take to ensure data security?   
   [o] Quill testing.   
      
   Did you hear about the computer that kept rebooting?   
   [o] It was terminal.   
      
   Why didn't the company move into the Castle in the Sky?   
   [o] There wasn't enough cloud storage.   
      
   Why did the band never get a gig?   
   [o] It was called 1023MB   
      
   What's a programmer's least favorite Pixar movie?   
   [o] A Bug's Life.   
      
   How do you choose a strong password?   
   [o] Go to the gym and find the one lifting the heaviest weights!   
      
   What did the hacker's out of office message say?   
   [o] Gone phishing!   
      
   Where does a MySQL database go to relax on a hot day?   
   [o] A buffer pool.   
      
   How do programmers like their brownies?   
   [o] GUI   
      
   What are a CISO's two biggest cybersecurity fears?   
   [o]  Everyone who works at the company. and everyone who doesn't.   
      
   What do you call a Wes Anderson movie that gets a lot of attention online?   
   [o] Fantastic Mr. Firefox   
      
   Why did the football team fumble the handoff?   
   [o] They didn't use a secure transfer method.   
      
   What happens when kids hit high school and want more independence?   
   [o] They start to get SaaS-y.   
      
   Why was the hacker's Californian hiking trip interrupted?   
   [o] There was a firewall.   
      
   Coronavirus fear is everywhere.   
   [o] Today I coughed on my monitor and my antivirus software started running.   
      
   Why didn't the shopper go down the canned meat aisle in the grocery store?   
   [o] Her SPAM filters were on.   
      
   What do you call it when only one digit steers your car?   
   [o] A thumb drive.   
      
   What's a secret agent's go-to fashion?   
   [o] Spyware.   
      
   Why did the database administrator slice a tree stump in half?   
   [o] He needed a binary log.   
      
   Have you heard of the band called Dark Web?   
   [o] They're always on tor.   
      
   After a life of cybercrime, how did the hacker get to heaven?   
   [o] The password hadn't been changed in 2000 years.   
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