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                 Intellectual insults.   
      
      Known on the web as the Shakespeare Insult Kit   
      
      No more of the usual unimaginative insults, let's raise   
   the level to at least basic English school ditto. If you find   
   a word you do not know, please look it up, it will further   
   your knowledge of the English language.   
      
      Combine one word from each of the three columns below,   
   preface it with "Thou" and you get one of 125,000 unique   
   insults to choose from.   
      
      
       Column 1      Column 2        Column 3   
      
       artless       base-court      apple-john   
       bawdy         bat-fowling     baggage   
       beslubbering  beef-witted     barnacle   
       bootless      beetle-headed   bladder   
       churlish      boil-brained    boar-pig   
       cockered      clapper-clawed  bugbear   
       clouted       clay-brained    bum-bailey   
       craven        common-kissing  canker-blossom   
       currish       crook-pated     clack-dish   
       dankish       dismal-dreaming clotpole   
       dissembling   dizzy-eyed      coxcomb   
       droning       doghearted      codpiece   
       errant        dread-bolted    death-token   
       fawning       earth-vexing    dewberry   
       fobbing       elf-skinned     flap-dragon   
       froward       fat-kidneyed    flax-wench   
       frothy        fen-sucked      flirt-gill   
       gleeking      flap-mouthed    foot-licker   
       goatish       fly-bitten      fustilarian   
       gorbellied    folly-fallen    giglet   
       impertinent   fool-born       gudgeon   
       infectious    full-gorged     haggard   
       jarring       guts-griping    harpy   
       loggerheaded  half-faced      hedge-pig   
       lumpish       hasty-witted    horn-beast   
       mammering     hedge-born      hugger-mugger   
       mangled       hell-hated      joithead   
       mewling       idle-headed     lewdster   
       paunchy       ill-breeding    lout   
       pribbling     ill-nurtured    maggot-pie   
       puking        knotty-pated    malt-worm   
       puny          milk-livered    mammet   
       qualling      motley-minded   measle   
       rank          onion-eyed      minnow   
       reeky         plume-plucked   miscreant   
       roguish       pottle-deep     moldwarp   
       ruttish       pox-marked      mumble-news   
       saucy         reeling-ripe    nut-hook   
       spleeny       rough-hewn      pigeon-egg   
       spongy        rude-growing    pignut   
       surly         rump-fed        puttock   
       tottering     shard-borne     pumpion   
       unmuzzled     sheep-biting    ratsbane   
       vain          spur-galled     scut   
       venomed       swag-bellied    skainsmate   
       villainous    tardy-gaited    strumpet   
       warped        tickle-brained  varlot   
       wayward       toad-spotted    vassal   
       weedy         unchin-snouted  whey-face   
       yeasty        weather-bitten  wagtail   
      
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