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        FGAZ 18-08                   Page 5                   28 Mar 2022   
      
      
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        Equal Opportunity Employer   
      
        A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store.   
      
        The poster reads: "Must be able to type. Must be able to program and   
        must be bilingual.  We are an equal opportunity employer."   
      
        The dog takes the poster in his mouth and walks in.   
      
        The manager spots the dog, and decides to humor it, pulling up a chair   
        and a computer with a word processor.  "Alright, if you want to work   
        here, you need to first write a letter." and leaves the room.   
      
        30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a   
        completely error-free letter.   
      
        "Well, I'll be.  This is a smart dog.  But can he program?" he asks   
        himself.   
      
        20 minutes pass and the dog has made a perfectly running website for   
        the store.   
      
        Shocked, he looks at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you   
        have the qualifications, but well--you're a dog."   
      
        The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on   
        the poster and the manager sighs.   
      
        "There's no way you're bilingual."   
      
        The dog looks him in the eyes and says "Meow."   
      
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