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   Sean,   
      
    SD> I want either "I told you I was sick!" or "I thought therefore I was"   
    SD> on my headstone.   
      
     The first one was the hypochondriac's wish...the second one is a nice pun.   
      
    SD> Fun fact: I am to be buried at the Mountain Home National Cemetery in   
    SD> Mountain Home, TN (inside Johnson City, TN) since I served honorably in   
    SD> the US Army.  I made plans already.  With my health, I could quite   
    SD> literally drop dead at any minute and I don't want to cause any more   
    SD> stress than needed for my family.   
      
     Thank you for your service. :) Pre-arrangement is a necessity. There is a   
   local business that offers "cremation only" (no service or visitation) for    
   around $800 (it may be higher now)...but a bare bones funeral can easily   
   top $12,000 in cost.   
      
     I think of the joke where this guy wakes up in the morgue, and wonders   
   "If I'm alive, what am I doing here?? And, if I'm dead, how come I have   
   to go to the bathroom??". :P   
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... They say "Money Talks". Mine just waves "goodbye".   
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