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   Message 8,534 of 8,941   
   Daryl Stout to Sean Dennis   
   Series Of Puns   
   16 Mar 22 11:28:00   
   
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   Sean,   
      
    DS>   You better watch yourself on the timeliness of subjects like this.   
      
    SD> I could have made it Russian.   
      
     That's like the one episode of "Hogan's Heroes". Colonel Klink originally   
   thought he'd go to the Russian Front (this was orchestrated by Colonel   
   Hogan ). But, at the end of the episode, when Klink asked Major   
   Hachstetter (sp?), he was told "Klink!! If I sent you to the Russian   
   Front, I would be shot for treason!!" .   
      
     Werner Klemperer, who played Klink, lamented that his time on there   
   would be what he would be rememebered for. He was actually an excellent   
   orchestral conductor.   
      
    SD> ... Here's to our wives and girlfriends!  May they never meet.   
      
     These 2 guys are on a golf course, playing 18 holes, and as they   
   move along, they notice to women golfers up ahead of them. Well,   
   they are getting closer and closer to them, and one guy says to the   
   other "Could you please ask the ladies if we could play on through,   
   or we'll never get off the course??".   
      
     Well, the first guy does what he's requested...but comes back a   
   short time later, without asking the question. In horror, he says   
   "I can't ask them!! One is my wife, and the other is my girl friend!!".   
      
     So, the second guy says he'll take care of it.   
      
     But, he comes back, and his response is "Ain't It A Small World??"    
      
   Daryl   
      
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