MSGID: 1:18/200.0 61f3801a   
   You know, I never thought I'd have my own personal set of groupies but as   
   you've recently noticed, my return to the FidoGazette have brought the loose   
   screws out of Fidonet's woodwork to attack me with their racist and xenophobic   
   (dare I say a European thing) ways.   
      
   Even though Ward, Michiel, Winifred--erm, I mean Wilfred, and Oliver all live   
   in my system's twit filter, I know that I live rent-free in their heads every   
   day of their pitiful existances.  They toil away, attacking me mercilessly,   
   showing how vulgar they are and making a mockery of themselves and all they   
   suppose to represent...but all the time they spend daily on me makes me   
   honored to have such dedicated groupies.  They may all be fools but they're   
   all -MY- fools!  Such devotion to me.  I don't know what I did to deserve all   
   of these hateful, xenophobic, and slanderous messages but I appreciate all of   
   the time they all waste daily trying to get a rise out of me.   
      
   What can I say?  I'm JUST THAT DAMN GOOD.  They are all wasting their time in   
   my echo, flailing about, bloviating about me...it's so heartwarming to have so   
   much attention given to me.   
      
   You know, I have lived rent-free in Ward's head for over 25 years now.  Such   
   devotion to me!  I know I've been in Michiel's mind for a decade or two.   
   Winifred, I mean, Wilfred and Oliver are recent sycopants of Ward's so it's   
   only been a few years.   
      
   I don't know about you all but I feel elated that I have my very own group of   
   "ex-girlfriend crazay" kind of groupies in Fidonet and they let me live   
   rent-free in their minds constantly (did I say that already)?  Their making   
   the policing of Fidonet their lives' work even when Fidonet is a hobby and   
   should never be taken seriously...   
      
   ...just like I don't take any of them seriously and neither should you.   
      
   They're all xenophobes who hate anyone who doesn't act and think like them   
   and especially hate Americans.  I guess it's because they weren't bright enough   
   to come up with the idea of Fidonet themselves.   
      
   I sincerely hope that none of them have a heart attack and drop dead from   
   the fact that they are all my groupies now.   
      
   I'll call them all the EuroCuties.  I'm not gay but it's flattering to have   
   all of these men chasing after me like this!   
      
   -- Sean   
      
      
   --- Maximus/2 3.01   
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