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        Dad Jokes   
        By Sean Dennis, 1:18/200   
      
        If you didn't know, I love puns and what is now called "dad jokes".   
      
        The more groans I get from a joke, the more amusing it is to me.   
      
        So here to ruin, I mean, make your day, may I present some stinkers:   
      
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        Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?   
        A: I don't know but the flag is a big plus.   
        ==   
        Q: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?   
        A: Because every play has a cast.   
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        I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just   
        a kid.   
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        I visited my friend at his new house.  He told me to make myself at   
        home.  So I threw him out as I hate having visitors.   
        ==   
        "Knock knock."   
        "Who's there?"   
        "Control freak."   
        "Con..."   
        Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"   
        ==   
        The guy who stole my diary just died.   
        My thoughts are with his family.   
        ==   
        To the person who stole my antidepressants: I hope you're happy.   
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        Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?   
        A: To get to the other side.   
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        Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?   
        A: To get away from Colonel Sanders.   
      
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        Thought Of The Week   
        By Sean Dennis, 1:18/200   
      
        "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to   
           open your mouth and remove all doubt."   
      
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