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   PID: Synchronet 3.19c-Win32 master/d74c90ddd Jan 15 2022 MSC 1928   
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   Terry,   
      
    WD> You're also peeing on your feet?   
      
    TR> Solved that issue by sitting down on the seat plus it took too long   
    TR> standing.   
      
     Like the little girl being disappointed that she can't pee standing    
   up, the way Daddy does. :P    
      
     Or like these memes and stories between young kids:   
      
   1) The boy and girl are looking down their diapers, and one says "So,   
   that explains the difference in our salaries".   
      
   2) The boy and girl are naked in the bathtub together, and he tells her   
   (as she reaches for his member), "You can't have mine!! You broke yours   
   off!!".   
      
   3) Years ago, a young boy and girl lived in this small country town. This   
   was back when life was simple...where you could leave your doors unlocked   
   at night, and didn't have to worry about perverts kidnapping your kids.   
      
     The boy was Christian, and the girl was Catholic, and their respective   
   churches were right across the street from each other. Plus, they were   
   great friends, so they walked to church in their fancy clothes each   
   Sunday.   
      
     Well, one Sunday at church, during the services, there was a huge   
   thunderstorm, and it just poured rain. Afterwards, as they walked home   
   they came across a huge puddle, and correctly assumed that if they got   
   their nice clothes dirty, they'd get the spanking of their lives. The   
   little girl was about to cry, and her boy friend (as it were) thought   
   a moment, and came up with a novel idea.   
      
     "I'll be like Sir Walter Raleigh...a true gentleman". Let's strip   
   butt naked, and I'll carry you across, then our clothes across, so   
   they won't get dirty. Then, no one will know that anything happened".   
   His girl friend brightened up, and consented.   
      
     So, they both strip butt naked right there, and as a perfect   
   gentleman, he does what he said he would do...carry her, then the   
   clothes across to the dry side of the puddle.    
      
     As they're standing there, looking at each others nude body, the   
   little girl says "I didn't know there was such a difference between   
   Protestants and Catholics".    
      
   4) Along the same time as the above, Momma and her daughter would go   
   traveling in the summer, taking the interstate highway. This was long   
   before you had to worry about the pedophiles and perverts at the rest   
   areas.   
      
     In potty training her daughter (a ritual for all parents), she told   
   her to always look for the LONGER name...and it would be WOMEN versus   
   MEN. She learned that the longer one was the one she'd use.   
      
     Well, they are traveling one year, and after stopping off for a    
   nice picnic lunch, Momma admonishes her daughter to go use the   
   bathroom before they start off again...and tells her daughter to   
   "look for the longer name".   
      
     The little girl gets to the restrooms, and the signs note LADIES   
   versus GENTLEMEN -- guess which one is longer.    
      
     So, she does as Momma has told her, and walks in there, and   
   there's a little boy naked as a jaybird. Curiosity strikes the   
   little girl (she has never seen a naked boy), and asks him "What   
   are you doing??"...then sees his member, and asks "What have you   
   got there??" and "What does it do??".   
      
     The little boy tells her, and astonished, the little girl says   
   "Boy!! That's a handy thing to have along at picnics!!".   
      
     I would've loved to seen the look on Momma's face when she   
   told her.    
      
   Daryl   
      
   ... "Poo Poo Happens" -Bumper sticker on a baby stroller.   
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