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       Thanks to Dave Drum, one of my users for this one :)   
      
       Imagine if 10 years ago you were approached by a time traveler   
       and he was like "Look, I don't have much time to explain, all I   
       can tell you is that the year 2020 is going to be wild as hell!   
       You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice?  Well he's   
       the president of the United States and at the beginning of 2020   
       he gets into a Twitter beef with Iran that almost starts world   
       war.  Australia catches fire and a woman tries to save it by   
       selling pictures of her tits.  Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter   
       crash.  Half the world is devastated, the other half just makes   
       messed up memes.  A 42 year old Canadian Zamboni driver wins the   
       game against the Toronto Maple Leafs...his own home team!  And   
       just when the world starts recovering from the loss of Kobe some   
       dude in China eats a fucking bat and starts a global pandemic   
       that specifically kills old people and asthmatics.  The Prime   
       Minister of Canada directs everyone to not speak moistly on   
       others (more memes ensue) President Trump halts all funding to   
       the WHO.  Everyone loses their minds.  40% of the population   
       thinks it's the end of the world another 40% thinks it's all   
       fake and 20% blames the whole thing on cell phone towers.  The   
       one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to   
       survive is by hoarding toilet paper.  Grocery stores are   
       ransacked and Charmin Ultra Soft essentially replaces all   
       official currencies.  Eventually as hysteria grows, governments   
       are forced to shut the entire planet down and lock everyone in   
       their houses and.....  the only person that can keep the people   
       from completely losing their minds and starting a huge riot is a   
       homosexual gun toting Oklahoma man with two husbands, a meth   
       addiction, and 223 pet tigers...  and that was all before   
       spring."   
      
      
      
       FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 14 No 17    Page  3         April 29th, 2020   
      
      
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