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   DS> The nurse fainted dead away.    
       
   I've been in sports quite a lot and there was this guy who had used a   
   performance enhancing substance. Fearing he would have to provide a urine   
   sample during a doping test, he had his girlfriend pee in a small bottle.   
       
   He was selected, managed to put the urine of his girlfriend into the testing   
   bottle of the lab. When the results came back, it had a note "Congratulations,   
   you are pregnant".   
       
   He was barred from competition for 2 years.   
       
   The real kicker, he wasn't the father.   
       
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   --- D'Bridge 3.99 SR41   
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