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   PID: Synchronet 3.17c-Win32  Apr 25 2019 MSC 1800   
   TID: SBBSecho 3.07-Win32 r3.111 Apr 25 2019 MSC 1800   
   JK>Hi Daryl,   
      
   Hi, Janis...   
      
   JK>We still have to get in her room when her caregiver is giving her a shower t   
   JK>check for evidence of more 'sweets'... Maybe this Monday...   
      
     I heard of one woman, who ate an entire birthday cake with a ton of   
   rich, sugar, frosting. It shot her blood sugar above 700, and she had to   
   be rushed to the Emergency Room.   
      
     When the doctor walked in, he condescendingly asked "Have we been a   
   bad girl??!!". :P   
      
     Reminds me of the time when I had to have a cardiac catheterization   
   done through the groin. You can NOT urinate on your back...male or   
   female. When the nurse came in, and asked "Did we spring a leak??", I   
   growled, "No, I just felt like p!$$!ng in the bed!!" :P   
      
     Along that line (I don't remember if I've told this or not, but it's   
   a true story)...this one ol' boy was constantly aggravated by this   
   nurse who always "talked down to him", as if he was a little child.   
   Whenever he was in, she always had to come in, and ask for a urine   
   specimen.   
      
     Well, either one of his friends suggested this to him, or he thought   
   of it himself. He ordered a small container of apple juice, and he hid   
   it away. When the nurse came in, she asked for the specimen, then said   
   "I'll step outside while you urinate in the cup". Well, unbeknownst to   
   her, he poured the apple juice in the cup!!   
      
     When she walked back in, she looked at the specimen cup, and groaned   
   "Oh!! A little dark!!". Normally, that means your urine is highly   
   concentrated, as if you're not drinking enough water. He grabbed it from   
   her, and said "That's OK, I'll run it through again!!", and promptly   
   swigged down the apple juice.   
      
     The nurse fainted dead away.    
      
   Daryl   
      
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