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       Thank you to one of my users, Dave Drum, for this one :)   
      
       The teacher said.   
      
       Let's begin by reviewing some history.   
      
       Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'?   
      
       She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright   
       foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up:   
      
       "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.   
      
       "Very good!   
      
       "Who said:  'Government of the People, by the People, for the   
       People, shall not perish from the Earth!'?"   
      
       Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln,   
       1863."   
      
       "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing.   
      
       "Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what   
       your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your   
       Country'?"   
      
       Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said:   
      
       "John F. Kennedy, 1961."   
      
       The teacher snapped at her class, "Class, you should be ashamed   
       of yourselves.  Akio isn't from this Country and he knows more   
       about our history than you do."   
      
       She hears a loud whisper:.. "F--k the Japs."   
      
       "Who said that? I want to know right now," she angrily demanded.   
      
       Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."   
      
       At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."   
      
       The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now, who said   
       that?"   
      
       Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime   
       Minister, 1991."   
      
       Now furious, the same student yells, "Suck this!"   
      
       Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to   
       the teacher.  "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"   
      
       The teacher fainted.   
      
       As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone   
       said, *"Damn, weCÇÖre screwed."*   
      
       Little Akio said quietly, "Chuck Schumer, when Trump got elected   
       in 2016."   
      
       JK: (groan :) )   
      
      
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