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       A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a   
       particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him   
       for a couple of dollars for dinner.   
       The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,   
       "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it   
       instead of dinner?"   
       "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man   
       replied.   
       "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man   
       asked.   
       "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said.  "I need everything   
       I can get just to stay alive."   
       "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of   
       food?" the man asked.   
       "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.  "I haven't played   
       golf in 20years!"   
       "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district   
       instead of food?" the man asked.   
       "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the   
       homeless man.   
       "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.   
       Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked   
       by my wife."   
       The homeless man was astounded.  "Won't your wife be furious   
       with you for doing that?  I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell   
       pretty disgusting."   
       The man replied, "That's okay.  It's important for her to see   
       what a man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf,   
       and sex."   
       ~http://www.jokesoftheday.net/   
      
       FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 13 No 03    Page  3         January 16th, 2019   
      
      
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