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       Start the New Year with a Joke (or two, or three) :)   
      
       A woman walked into work and was greeted by her boss.  They made   
       small talk, and as he headed to his office, he said, "Have a   
       great day." She thanked him and took off toward the exit.  When   
       he asked her where she was going, she responded, "You told me to   
       have a great day, so ICÇÖm going back home."   
       ~Jewel Joke Of The Day   
      
       Puntastic Jokes from Dad Jokes:   
       Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?   
       A: It got mugged.   
      
       "Dad, can you put my shoes on?"   
       "No, I don't think they'll fit me."   
      
       Never trust someone with graph paper. They're always plotting something.   
      
      
       FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 13 No 01    Page  3         January 02, 2019   
      
      
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