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       The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife   
       with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.   
       "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.   
       "I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking   
       at the dress.  Then I found myself trying it on.  It was like   
       the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that   
       dress.  You should buy it.'"   
       "Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him!  Just tell   
       him, "Get behind me, Satan!"   
       "I did," replied his wife, "but then he said 'It looks great   
       from back here, too!'"   
      
      
      
       FIDOGAZETTE  Vol 12 No 51    Page  3         December 19, 2018   
      
      
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