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   ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING?    
      
    REALLY ?                                                         
      
                                                                     
      
    ONE                                                              
      
    Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you    
      
    could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.             
      
    I asked for a half dozen nuggets.                                
      
    'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the     
      
    counter.                                                         
      
    'You don't?' I replied.                                          
      
    'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.              
      
    'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'    
      
   'That's right.'                                                     
      
   So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets                        
      
   (Unbelievable but sadly true...)                                    
      
   (Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said     
      
   they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)                      
      
   (And they think they are worth $15.00 per hour)                     
      
                                                                       
      
                                                                       
      
   TWO                                                                 
      
   I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items      
      
   and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.    
      
   I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash        
      
   register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get      
      
   mixed.  After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked      
      
   up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so she         
      
   could scan it.                                                      
      
   Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much    
      
   this is?'                                                          
      
   I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that   
      
   today.'                                                            
      
   She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.             
      
   She had no clue to what had just happened.                         
      
   (But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)     
      
                                                                      
      
                                                                      
      
   THREE                                                              
      
   A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her DVD        
      
   drive and pulling it out very quickly.                             
      
   When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was         
      
   shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card    
      
   number, so she was using the ATM thingy.                           
      
   (Keep shuddering!!)                                                  
      
       
      
   FOUR                                                               
      
   I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.     
      
   'Do you need some help?' I asked.                                  
      
   She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this    
      
   remote door un-locker.  Now I can't get into my car.  Do you       
      
   think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have    
      
   a battery to fit this?'                                            
      
   Hmm, I don't know.  Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.           
      
   'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the    
      
   car keys to me.                                                    
      
   As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,       
      
   'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.     
      
   It's a long walk....'                                              
      
   PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!       
      
       
      
   FIVE                                                               
      
   Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.        
      
   One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm    
      
   almost out of typing paper.  What do I do?'                        
      
   'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her.     
      
   With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of       
      
   paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five        
      
   blank copies.                                                      
      
   A Brunette, by the way!!      
      
       
      
   SIX                                                              
      
   A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she     
      
   needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten   
      
   ants.                                                            
      
   The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he    
      
   should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant       
      
   killer......'                                                    
      
   Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right now!'                
      
   Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!            
      
   Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.  Don't       
      
   laugh....it is all true...      
      
       
      
       
      
   Ruben D. Figueroa, Owner   
      
   RDFIG Computer Solutions   
      
   Email Support:        rdfigsupport@rdfig.net   
      
   General Support:    rdfigueroa@gmail.com   
      
   Cell Phone          :  (972) 839-9551   
      
   Web Location     :  http://   www.rdfig.net   
      
       
      
      
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   placed it between our things so they wouldn't get   =   
   
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A woman at work was seen =   
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drive and pulling it out very =   
   quickly.           =   
               =   
      
When I inquired as to =   
   what she was doing, she said she was      =   
   
shopping on the Internet and they =   
   kept asking for a credit card 
number, so she was using the ATM =   
   thingy.        =   
               &=   
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   distraught young lady weeping beside her car.  
'Do you need some help?' I =   
   asked.        =   
               &=   
   nbsp;          
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced =   
   the battery to this 
remote door =   
   un-locker.  Now I can't get into my car.  Do =   
   you    
think they =   
   (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have 
a battery to fit =   
   this?'           &=   
   nbsp;  =   
               &=   
   nbsp;           &n=   
   bsp;  
Hmm, I don't =   
   know.  Do you have an alarm, too?' I =   
   asked.        
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing =   
   it and the 
car keys to =   
   me.           &nbs=   
   p;            =   
               =   
                =   
   
As I took the key and manually =   
   unlocked the door, I replied,    
'Why don't you drive over there and check about the =   
   batteries.  
It's a long =   
   walk....'          &nbs=   
   p;            =   
               =   
           
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself =   
   !!!    
 
FIVE  =   
               &=   
   nbsp;           &n=   
   bsp;           &nb=   
   sp;           &nbs=   
   p;         
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too =   
   swift.     
One =   
   day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm =   
   
almost out of typing paper.  =   
   What do I =   
   do?'           &nb=   
   sp;         
'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary =   
   told her.  
With that, the =   
   intern took her last remaining blank piece of    =   
   
paper, put it on the photocopier and =   
   proceeded to make five     
blank =   
   copies.           =   
               &=   
   nbsp;           &n=   
   bsp;           &nb=   
   sp;   
A Brunette, by the =   
   way!!   
 
SIX        &nbs=   
   p;            =   
               =   
               &=   
   nbsp;           &n=   
   bsp; 
A mother calls 911 very worried =   
   asking the dispatcher if she  
needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid =   
   had eaten
ants.        &n=   
   bsp;           &nb=   
   sp;          =   
               &=   
   nbsp;           &n=   
   bsp; 
The dispatcher tells her =   
   to give the kid some Benadryl and he 
should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some =   
   ant    
killer......'       =   
               &=   
   nbsp;           &n=   
   bsp;           &nb=   
   sp;     
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right =   
   now!'           &n=   
   bsp; 
Life is tough. It's even =   
   tougher if you're =   
   stupid!!!!         =   
   
Someone had to remind me, so I'm =   
   reminding you too.  Don't    
laugh....it is all true...   =   
   
 
 
Ruben D. Figueroa, =   
   Owner
RDFIG Computer =   
   Solutions
Email Support:      =   
   rdfigsupport@rdfig.net<=   
   /p>
General =   
   Support:  rdfigueroa@gmail.com
Cell =   
   Phone          :  =   
   (972) 839-9551
Web Location     :  =   
   http:// www.rdfig.net
 
   
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