Dejv, you should recogzine this.   
   It's the extended joke you told me in live chat last week, which I've now   
   translated as you asked (see previous message): Esperanto first, as usual, so   
   anglaj parolantaj komencantoj povas praktiki unue sen la angla.   
      
      
   PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE   
      
   if you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly if you are co-dependent,   
   ask someone else to press 2 for you   
      
   if you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6   
      
   if you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are. we are tracing the call.   
      
   if you are schizophrenic, listen to the little voice to tell you which number   
   to press   
      
   if you are manic depressive, it does not matter which number you press. no one   
   will answer   
      
   if you are delusional and occassionaly hallucinate, please be advised that the   
   thing you are holding up to your ear is about to bite your head off   
      
   --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Dada-1   
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)