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   Date: 01-12-91   
   From: DALE DAY   
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      Here's a pop quiz for all writers (courtesy, "Crazy English"   
   by, Richard Lederer, Pocket Books, 1989):   
      
      What do the following words mean:   
      1. ANTEBELLUM   
         a. against women   
         b. against war   
         c. after the war   
         d. before the war   
      2. APIARY   
         a. school for mimics   
         b. place where apes are kept   
         c. place where bees are kept   
         d. cupboard for peas   
      3. AQUILINE   
         a. resembling an eagle   
         b. relating to water   
         c. relating to synchronized swimming   
         d. resembling a porcupine   
      4. CUPIDITY   
         a. strong desire for wealth   
         b. strong desire for love   
         c. strong desire for amusement parks   
         d. obtuseness   
      5. DISINTERESTED   
         a. lacking a bank account   
         b. unbiased   
         c. bored   
         d. lacking rest   
      6. ENORMITY   
         a. great wickedness   
         b. great size   
         c. normal state   
         d. cowardice   
      7. FORESTRESS   
         a. ancient hair style   
         b. female forester   
         c. dread anticipation   
         d. emphasis on first part of word   
      8. FRIABLE   
         a. easily crumbled   
         b. easily fried   
         c. unhealthy   
         d. relating to holy orders   
      9. HERPETOLOGY - the study of   
         a. herbs   
         b. herpes   
         c. female pets   
         d. reptiles   
     10. HIPPOPHOBIA - the fear of   
         a. hippopotami   
         b. horses   
         c. getting fat   
         d. hippies   
     11. INFINITESIMAL   
         a. very small   
         b. very large   
         c. relating to intestines   
         d. hesitant   
     12. INFLAMMABLE   
         a. calm   
         b. incredulous   
         c. not easily set on fire   
         d. easily set on fire   
     13. INGENUOUS   
         a. insincere   
         b. innocent   
         c. clever   
         d. mentally dull   
     14. MERETRICIOUS   
         a. falsely attractive   
         b. worthy   
         c. good tasting   
         d. diseased   
     15. PRESENTLY   
         a. generous with gifts   
         b. now   
         c. soon   
         d. presidentially   
     16. PROSODY - the study of   
         a. drama   
         b. music   
         c. prose   
         d. versification   
     17. RESTIVE   
         a. serene   
         b. festive   
         c. fidgety   
         d. pensive   
     18. RISIBLE   
         a. disposed to laugh   
         b. easily lifted   
         c. fertile   
         d. relating to dawn   
     19. TOOTHSOME   
         a. displaying prominent teeth   
         b. missing teeth   
         c. palatable   
         d. serrated   
     20. VOTARY   
         a. democratic country   
         b. enthusiast   
         c. electoral college   
         d. revolving tool   
      
     answers in a few days. This is one of the funniest books on English   
   I've read!   
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