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   Hi, Anton!  Recently you wrote in a message to All:   
      
   AS>  Can you please review my translation into English   
   AS>  of the following little joke:   
      
      
              With pleasure.  I enjoyed this joke because I'm interested in how   
   people think & while I'm not a techie some of my favourite people are.  :-))   
      
      
      
   AS>  A programmer's mother asks her son: "Will you please   
   AS>  go to the drugstore and buy us some buns?   
      
      
              The larger drugstores around here do offer a limited selection of   
   groceries, but in most cases it does not include perishables.  YMMV....  :-)   
      
      
      
   AS>  And if they happen to have eggs, then take ten."  The   
   AS>  programmer enters the drugstore and says to the clerk:   
      
   AS>   -- Have you eggs?   
   AS>   -- We sure do, sir.   
   AS>   -- Ten buns, please.   
      
      
              Uh-huh.  Mom speaks English the way she learned it... and doesn't   
   know how to use techie jargon such as "if exist goto", which would have made   
   more sense to her son.  I'm reminded of how my mother politely enquired each   
   year whether I had "a very large class".  I couldn't get it through her head   
   that as a schoolteacher I had eight or more classes of various sizes.   
      
              I am also reminded of a joke in which a woman gives her husband a   
   shopping list with items numbered like this:   
      
                       1.  lettuce   
                       2.  carrots   
      
                            [...]   
      
                       14.  milk   
      
   He returns with one head of lettuce, two carrots... plus fourteen gallons of   
   milk.  In US measurements, this would be approximately sixty litres....  :-Q   
      
      
      
      
   --- timEd/386 1.10.y2k+   
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