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|    Ardith Hinton to Anton Shepelev    |
|    A question about tenses    |
|    26 May 20 17:42:47    |
      MSGID: 1:153/716.0 ecd7f4d1       REPLY: 2:221/6.0 5ec63c62       CHRS: IBMPC 2       Hi, Anton! Recently you wrote in a message to Ardith Hinton:              AH> If a joke begins with e.g. "Three guys go into a bar"       AH> I expect it to continue in the same vein.              AS> Do not they "walk" into a bar?                      Usually they do, AFAIK... and I considered saying "walk". But       I've also seen variations like the one Denis posted here in which the three       guys are replaced by an animal (even a kangaroo?), or by musical instruments &       suchlike. While I understand the term "walking bass", I'm not sure I know how       to describe accurately what method of locomotion others use. When I asked my       friends Barry Sax, Otto Harp, and Penny Whistle for input on the topic they       all replied sadly       ... because of the COVID-19 situation... "Don't get around much any more". :-Q                            AS> I compiled an epic list of English-related bar jokes by       AS> members of alt.usage.english.usage                      You've obviously done a lot more research on them than I have.        But what matters for purposes of this discussion is how we use verb       tenses.... :-)                                   --- timEd/386 1.10.y2k+        * Origin: Wits' End, Vancouver CANADA (1:153/716)       SEEN-BY: 1/120 123 18/0 19/10 90/1 116/116 120/340 601 123/0 25 50       SEEN-BY: 123/131 150 170 755 135/300 138/146 153/250 757 7715 154/10       SEEN-BY: 203/0 221/0 1 6 360 226/30 227/114 702 229/101 424 426 664       SEEN-BY: 229/1014 240/1120 1634 2100 5138 5832 5853 8001 8002 8005       SEEN-BY: 249/206 317 261/38 280/5003 313/41 317/3 320/219 322/757       SEEN-BY: 331/313 333/808 335/206 364 370 342/200 382/147 423/81 460/58       SEEN-BY: 640/1138 1321 1384 712/848 2454/119 3634/0 12 15 27 50 4500/1       SEEN-BY: 5020/1042       PATH: 153/7715 3634/12 640/1384 221/1 6 335/364 240/1120 5832 229/426           |
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