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   Message 3,142 of 4,347   
   Alan Ianson to Denis Mosko   
   PandaSwitch   
   07 May 20 12:33:24   
   
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   Hello Denis,   
      
    DM>  A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.   
    DM> After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and   
    DM> shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. 'Hey!' shouts the   
    DM> manager. 'Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't   
    DM> pay for your sandwich!'   
      
    DM>  The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it   
    DM> up!'   
      
    DM>  The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition   
    DM> for panda: 'A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised   
    DM> by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'   
      
    DM> Or eats, shoots and leaves (?)   
      
   Eats, shoots and leaves in this case.. Good one!   
      
    Ttyl :-),   
            Al   
      
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