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   Message 3,141 of 4,347   
   Denis Mosko to All   
   PandaSwitch   
   07 May 20 21:17:16   
   
   MSGID: 2:5064/54.1315 5eb44324   
   PID: GED+W32 1.1.5-b20120519   
   CHRS: CP866 2   
   TZUTC: 0400   
   TID: hpt/w32-mgw 1.4.0-sta 30-03-12   
   Hello, everybody!   
      
    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he   
   finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter,   
   and then stands up to go. 'Hey!' shouts the manager. 'Where are you going? You   
   just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!'   
      
    The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!'   
      
    The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:   
   'A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black   
   and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.'   
      
   Or eats, shoots and leaves (?)   
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